Chapter 3-K9

The next morning I was looking into my alphabets cereal to see if the bits would give me hint as to how I can avoid talking to Sarah but also steal her boyfriend. The only words I saw were poison, um no I wouldn’t stoop that low, and stalking, yes I would stoop that low. I would do anything, short of physical attack, to avoid that girl and this way maybe I’ll never even have to talk to her but I can still steal her boyfriend. Then when he figures out how frightening the girl he’s going out with is he won’t assume that I am the exact same. I will be fresh slate, and we’ll live happily ever after.

Now to explain the alphabets, when I was 8 my friend Caleb and I became future telling fanatics we purchased tarot cards, an eight ball and even consulted with various 800 number gypsies. We started to noticed that none of our fortunes were coming true, but we hadn’t give up hope. In one of Caleb’s future predicting books we read that you could discover futures by reading any document and the words would swirl and rearrange to form “what was to come next in your life.” Caleb and I were willing to try anything so we gathered various books and newspapers and spent hours and hours trying to get the words to start moving. We even tried spinning the books or running around in circles the only result was that we were exhausted and cranky and decided to call it quits on the fortune telling stuff. So headed for my bedroom to go to sleep., I have always been an early riser which is so annoying I just want to sleep in but I never can and got up before any one had woken up to make breakfast I was exhausted from the rigorous reading so I didn’t feel liking making anything. Plus, at 8 I was still not allowed to use the stove unsupervised so I grabbed a box of none other than alphabets cereal. I was sitting there stirring the letters around when sudden an idea hit me. Christmas was coming up and I wanted to know what I was going to get I ran and got a pen and a piece of paper, spun the spoon one more time for good luck and watched the letters work their magic. Words started forming. I noticed the letters K and O holy cow! I was getting a GI Jo! I wrote that down and continued to watch to alphabets reveal the secrets of my upcoming Christmas. Next, I saw the letters PPI well you can’t mistake that for anything else but puppy., I was going to get a puppy! The following revelations were DL, yucky a disgusting doll (Alphabets sure aren’t very good at spelling KRNS crayons, and BOC, book. That other stuff sounded cool except a freak head doll. But can you believe it? I am going to get a DOG! I ran next door to wake up Caleb. I was practically in shock. He couldn’t believe it either. We had each wished for a canine friend since we were old enough to mimic the creatures and now I was getting one. We quickly starting making preparations for the new addition to my family and sure enough on Christmas I got a cute and cuddly beagle.

Sara oh Sarah you unsuspecting Sarah. You don’t know what’s about to hit you, and you probably won’t considering how I the sneakiest kid this side of the Mississippi, but that’s another story we’ll save for later.