Inside Your Pocket

Feeling down?

No? You mean not yet.

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You could be her clone if you wanted to.

You just need some easy,

breezy,

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Or Trimspa baby.

Hell, even a Fanta would help.

Wanna Fanta?

Dontcha wanna

Wanna Fanta?

Dontcha wanna?

No? Well maybe you need some hair restoration.

Rogaine, regrows hair in most men.

No? Hair removal then.

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Hey, I'm just saying what you want to hear.

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Hey, what's the matter?

Feeling down?

See, I told you so.

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It'll give you diarrhea but...

At least you'll have you life back.

Hey, I love to see you smile.

So go out and buy!

Now's the time.

It's all inside

your pocket,

Right?