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Crazy Monkeys Bite Me
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Hope's Demise PM
This is just too silly for actual words.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 04-28-05 - Status: Complete - id: 1898898
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Because Sunday is the day after tomorrow

I don't want a dishwasher

Where the leprechaun flew over the rainbow

I don't need the super hero

Who saved the piggies from the dirty shorts

I have plenty of toilet paper

And it's too hot for a sweater

All I want is a banana


I don't want a dancing chipmunk

I have no use for a toaster oven

I might like a pizza milkshake

But there are more important mangos to fry

I'm all full of kittens and butterflies

I have no need for pet chimpanzee

I definitely don't want a box of fleas

I want a banana


I'm allergic to fairy dust

I'll only eat gophers if I must

I don't care what the Easter Bunny has

And I am scaredof the Muffin Man

I know how many pancakes fit inside a doghouse

I told you I don't want a dead mouse

I am the Llama!

I want a banana!

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