
This is just too silly for actual words.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 04-28-05 - Status: Complete - id: 1898898
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Because Sunday is the day after tomorrow
I don't want a dishwasher
Where the leprechaun flew over the rainbow
I don't need the super hero
Who saved the piggies from the dirty shorts
I have plenty of toilet paper
And it's too hot for a sweater
All I want is a banana
I don't want a dancing chipmunk
I have no use for a toaster oven
I might like a pizza milkshake
But there are more important mangos to fry
I'm all full of kittens and butterflies
I have no need for pet chimpanzee
I definitely don't want a box of fleas
I want a banana
I'm allergic to fairy dust
I'll only eat gophers if I must
I don't care what the Easter Bunny has
And I am scaredof the Muffin Man
I know how many pancakes fit inside a doghouse
I told you I don't want a dead mouse
I am the Llama!
I want a banana!
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