Alright, let me set the scene here. I've finished helping my mom move into her new roommate's apartment and I just finished dinner with them both. I took off in my Aston Martin Vanquish and sigh happily. Away from my annoying mother. I made something of myself, gave her half a mill but she still thinks I have to support her when she left me with my grandmother. I shrug it off and head to my favorite bar.
As I'm sitting at the bar ogling the cleavage of the new bar chick pulling the taps when a regular sits down beside me and grins. He asks me whats up and I chatter with him for a few minutes before he heads off with his pitchers and I smile at the girls starting to surround me. They're all girls I've hit on here and there and they've all posed for my artists.
I buy drinks for them all and spend the next hour flirting with them all since Erica's out of town visiting her mum.
As I make some offers to a few of them for posing again, one asks if I've ever thought about running a porn site. They all seem interested and I suggest they come by my office and I hand them cards to make appointments. I think it might be fun to run some sites.
Nearing last call, most of the girls are gone except this one little red tressed girl who's head barely reaches my four and a half feet, literally. Before she started drinking, the hottie intimated she was interested in some sex. Since I'm always up for a night, we make our way back to my place and she strips down to the cutest cotton panties I've ever seen. Since she's so tiny, she can still wear little girl underwear and now she's wearing Strawberry Shortcake panties she's converted into a thong.
As I ate her out, the thong pulled to the side, she giggled madly until she was begging me to get the condom on and fuck her brains out.

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The next morning, she's getting dressed and I'm debating whether I want to keep seeing her. For a redhead, she tasted quite good. It's the first time I've found a redhead that didn't have a smoky taste to their musk.
Her hang over is mostly gone as she eats my world famous sausage and pepper omelets and drinks black coffee when I ask her if she's ever had sex on the hood of a quarter million dollar car, she flushes down to her cleavage and I laugh until Cece walks in in her uniform, sees the redhead, turns right around and heads back to her room as my fuck for the night looks at the rapidly disappearing leather clad goddess then at me. I shrug and tell her hot maids are all the rage.
Once she's done eating, she asked me to retell her the story of helping my mom move since she didn't remember the punchline though she remembered it was hilarious.
I took a sip of coffee then began.
As I thought about where I wanted to fuck her next, I told her that I had ended up helping my mom move into her new roommate's apartment who happened to be this Asian chick. After an hour or so of moving a heavy bed and some electronics, her roommate suggests we all have dinner. My mom asks me if I'm up for it, I nod and her roommate suggests a restaurant I'm quite familiar with though her saying it was just too amusing. As she says the name 'Hung Far Low' I burst into very unmanly giggles and fall to the floor until I can barely breathe.
I spend the next two minutes explaining the double entente to her.
“Then I fucked her.”
My fuck for the night burst into laughter at the absurdity of the moment and I cracked a smile myself.

Basis for story.

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Cole: my mom was roommates with this Asian girl for a while
Cole: and i came up to visit.
Cole: and she said, "Let's go out for lunch.
Cole: and my mom's all, "Cool. you for it, ?"
Cole: and I'm all, " yeah, sure. where?"
Cole: and her roommates all, "how about hung far low?"
Cole: and I just fell down laughing,
Cole: then I had to explain to her the joke
Cole: then i fucked her.
Edgar: it'd be better if the manager was named dong or something
Cole: true story
Edgar: awesome i love that last note at the end "then i fucked her"
Edgar: that should end all sentences
Cole: talking about your just born daughter's first movements.
Cole: "she looked so sweet lying in her crib like that."
Cole: "then i fucked her."
Edgar: damn thats so wrong but it makes me laugh so much

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