I was bored and just made this up on the spot. Tell me what you think.

Roses are red,
Apples are too,
When you're near me,
I'm always blue.

If I were a witch
I would scare you bad
You'd jump out of your shoes
And into some plaid.(plad?)

They say your head is empty
but that is a lie.
I went into your head
And as I passed by

I saw a fisherman
fishing for brains
And now I understand
Why you're so darn insane

I guess it's not you're fault
But is it bad or good?
Maybe we should get married
like everyone says we should?

Wait, don't run away
my dear groom-to-be
We'll have a great life together
just wait and see!

Now since he's gone
I'll have to say good bye.
But all that getting married stuff
Was all just a lie.

His cousin's much cuter
And definatly smart.
You may be confused
Of these matters of heart.

First I don't like him,
And then I do too.
I barely get it my self
And I'm the one telling you.

But I don't like that guy.
I like his aunt's son.
And now that I've told you,
I'm off to the HOT one!