“Thou.”

“Yes, me. I decided to take a little trip to Earth before dropping by. Haven’t you missed me?”

“That is not for thou to knowest. And what hast thou seen on thine epic journey throughout the Earth?”

“Only my handiwork. Mine is truly the power. Not yours. My servants will do what yours cannot.”

“But hast thou seen my servant, Lily? There is not one as faithful to me as her.”

“If you allow me to bring down a crushing fate down upon her, she shall surely despise you.”

“As Job loved me through crisis, so she shall.”

“So what can I take from her? Huh?”

“Take not her life, nor shalt thou touch one hair upon her head. But do what thou wishest to her town.”

“Ooh, we are going to have some fun, God. Some fun indeed.”