I want to be an actor on Degrassi.
I'd make that show sensational.
A little more drama,
One more blonde,
Is just what that place needs.

I want to be an actor on Degrassi.
Manny would have to run for her money,
Emma has another slut to save,
Craig gets another distraction from his music,
Ashley, a new friend.

I want to be an actor on Degrassi,
Want to practice all the cheating parts again,
Make out with all the 'hardcore hardcore' hotties,
Explain to the papers that there is really no off screen romance.
At least for now.

I want to be an actor on Degrassi.
How hard could it be?
A little pout, a tear here and there,
An emotional breakdown or two,
A sex scene,
And bada boom, bada bang, I'm a regular.