I know it sounds a bit profane

But can I beat them with a cane?

-

And I know it looks a bit obscure...

To put them on a fishing lure.

-

Or maybe trap them in a pit

and slowly drown them with my spit.

-

But instead I think I’ll take it slow

And write a letter, it will go:

-

Goodness me, you son’s-a-bitches

I’ll find you, and kick your britches.

-

The-end.