|Thames Bunt in PAIN KILLER
Author: Chris A PM
Shameless parody at its best!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 05-26-05 - Published: 05-13-05 - id: 1911734
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"Congratulations, Agent 00x, you saved the day again. But did you have to blow up G.H.O.S.T.'s lair! There might have been evidence in there!" said N through the radio of the SW-12, sounding pissed as usual.
"Oh, N, you worry too much. I have all the evidence you need"
"Well, ok…but you sure killed a lot of people, what did you do before the explosion?"
"I released the Cat"
"Oh, you wouldn't understand"
"Indeed I won't. By the way, how did you get to the island in that Aston Martin?"
"I drove there"
"Oh, so it was a submarine too?"
"A boat then?"
"Then did the car have any special features at all?!"
"Well, it did have a CD player. Now if you excuse me, I must get to know my female friend here a little more."
"Oh no, not again"
The radio was turned off, and Thames Bunt poured glasses of wine for himself and Anna Steesia. Bunt then turned on some intimate music as they settled down to do Bunt's favorite traveling activity: "I spy".