A/N: This is the single most brilliant thing I have ever written.

My Plan for Destroying Geometry:

(1) First, we'll massacre all the abstract numbers, that will take away the future.

(2) Then, we'll produce mass genocide on all the negative numbers, this will cut the equations in half.

(3) We will then attack all the irrational numbers before we finally launch our missile on the rational; the whole equating lot of them.

DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!