Don’t Read This

Don’t read this.
Get out.
You’re a bad person,
Stop reading now.

Why do we always do something,
We shouldn’t do?
I told you not to read this,
And yet you do.

It’s human nature,
To do what you should not,
I bet this gets read,
And read a lot.

That’s how Lemony Snicket,
Marketed his books,
By the forbidding of,
Young people to look.

You shouldn’t be reading this,
You should stop,
I should keep this,
Under key and lock.

Yet you continue,
Continue to read,
My directions,
You did not heed.

You shall be punished,
For what you have viewed,
You must now,
Leave a review.

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