Imaginary Hero

He's an imaginary hero
Flying around the world in his long johns
Primary colors and a cape
Saving everyone except me

He says I have to do it on my own
I've got to be independent
Flying off before I can even reply
Off saving the world again

He's an imaginary hero
Faster than a speeding bullet
Fighting everyone else's battles
But not fighting mine

He says I have to do it on my own
He won't always be there
Flying off before I can even reply
Off fighting another evil villain

He's an imaginary hero
Saving the world but only in his dreams
But he won't save me ; damned hypocrite
Fighting for truth, justice, and the American way