|A Very Maurey Barbie
Author: Evil Zipper PM
Rated M to be on the safe side... daytime television, and Barbie, have created this wonderful hybrid of the two... not meant to be taken seriously.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 05-20-05 - Status: Complete - id: 1917592
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
A Very Maurey Barbie
Disclaimer: I do not owner Barbie. Nor do I own Maurey. Nor do I condone any of this. But it sure was fun to write…
Skipper was the cool one, Stacey's annoying, Krissy is, like, three months old, Kelly is a little brat, Krissy has, like, two outfits, and Barbie… Barbie got one good facelift and now she's dating all of Skipper's friends.
"Because they're all wrinkly." Barbie replied.
"Not when they're-" Skipper began, but was interrupted by Teresa's parents coming in.
"Kira?" Ken asked. "Yeah, she's got HPV."
Kira, who had overheard him, yelled, "That's only because of you, you bastard! AND I WANT CHILD SUPPORT!"
"Whoa!" Ken exclaimed, "I ain't the daddy of that kid!"
"Fine, then." Kira replied. "I wanna go on Maurey and get you tested!"
"I am NOT the father!" Ken protested.
"Oh yeah?!" Kira asked.
Maurey gets the results and says, "When it comes to 6 months old Xiangua, Ken, you are NOT the father."
"Yeah bitch!" Ken exclaimed. "I told you!"
Kira ran off the stage, crying.