Shocking, really, this whole affair

When I threatened to jump, I really had no care

I had killed her, I had stashed the girl

Now here I wanted my life to unfurl

So I sat on top of this crane

Your attempts to stop me should have been in vain

But their was that shocking twist

Now as I sit in my cell, boy am I pissed

Stupid stun gun you flatfoots used

When I see my lawyer I'll tell him I feel abused!

Though I do feel a laugh in belly

To think that I was brought down a by a stun gun turning me limp like jelly!