Waiting for Mr. Clause

By Me!

Sitting by the Christmas tree

Really badly need to pee.

Waiting for the Jolly Man

But I must go to the can.

Underneath the tree so bare

Lays my quite sleeping hare.

The clocks all call Mid of Night

As Saint Nick continues his flight.

My bladder screams to relax

As it reaches to its max.

Unable to take it anymore

I rush right through the bathroom door.

Flushing sounds come right through

Traveling with the stink of poo.

I just had to eat that pumpkin pie

Near the tree is a great surprise.

Jammed all around the gleeful tree

Squishing my helpless bunny.

Presents waiting all too eagerly

I am screaming joyfully.

But quite disappointed with this find.

No Santa Clause, but I don't mind.

It's a grand beautiful day

That's all I have to say.

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AN- I always wanted to see Santa Clause in his act, but I never got to. Unfortunately, neither did this poor kid. What, did you think I was this kid?! Ridiculous!