Okay, the flaws will probably start

to get to me sooner or later, it'll probably

really bug me that you

kiss so loud, or the way you

won't say what you want, or the way you

don't tell me what's good, or the way you

look at me like that, you know exactly what I'm

talking about and don't play dumb because I

know you know and it's not cute, okay, so

don't you dare pull that again, I'm onto you

I know your little game, and right now, yeah,

it's fun, okay, I do like it, I do have fun with our little

power struggles (inside and outside of your bedroom),

I do have fun with our little

why-aren't-you-ticklish-yes-I'm-really-ticklish-why-

won't-you-just-fuck-me-and-get-this-

over-with-we-both-know-it's-coming

games.

Those do make for a nice way to

use up that extra time I have

lying around, fine,

but that doesn't mean that the little things won't

get to me sooner or later, so don't take this for

granted, you fuck, or I'll let you know who's

in charge here (just because I offered to

makeyoudinnerbuyyoucoffeeletyoufuckmelet'sdosomething

doesn't mean you're in charge of this situation

or any situation or me, alright, asshole, let's be

really clear on that, I am in complete and

total control of this and don't get any ideas

otherwise into your pretty little beautiful little

gorgeous little head, damn it).

Just know, okay, and I mean get really clear on this,

that you're lucky, alright, you are one lucky sonofabitch.

You're lucky that I'll even let you look at me, okay,

you're lucky that I'll let you shake my hand, okay,

you're lucky that I'll even think of letting someone

who's such a flaky stoner everything-paid-for

overprivileged apathetic

incredibly toned well-complexioned

lazy unemployed noncommittal

chocolate-eyed sexually skilled

messy immature asshole

who knows how to cook really well

even think about having a relationship with me.

You're lucky that I even deigned to flutter these eyelashes your way,

okay?

And make no mistake about that.

You're lucky, you know, that even though I know that, okay,

the flaws will probably start

to get to me sooner or later, it'll probably

really bug me that you

kiss so loud, or the way you

won't say what you want, or the way you

don't tell me what's good, or the way you

look at me like that (you know exactly what I'm

talking about and

don't you dare play dumb),

even though I know that I guess I'll

let this go on for a little while-

you know, until I've had my fill,

I guess you'll

do.