“Goth” Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you

In the gothic way

You’ve added another depressing year of life

To your suicidal display

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Happy birthday to you

It’s Satan’s happy day

The day you were born

Made all the angels weep away

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Happy birthday to you

In the gothic way

Stereotypical my message

But oh well, Have a happy day!

A/N: Okay, this’s been a joke with a couple my friends and me for a while, cuz we’re in a band, and, well, one of the ways to start up a band and get to play is to play at parties, and so we needed a birthday song, lol, and, well, this is it. It’s supposed to be a big joke because it covers a couple of the “goth” stereotypes. A lot of things that I ran into when I “became goth”. Anyway, I think I’m gonna write a couple versions to it. Please review! Lor/Als/Kat