A/N: Okay, so maybe I just got a little bit bored in history class.

Not only is this the last piece of paper in my history notebook, it is the last paper in the entire world… wow that’s pretty amazing. I know how crazy this sounds but its true. I saw it in a vision about recycling. You see the truth is that back in the beginning of time, Adam and Even were supposed to start recycling but some chicken (or was it the egg?) lost the memo. Now due to that chicken’s insensitivity about this very sensitive matter, I am now using the last functional piece of paper. Quite frankly, the world had a good 50 maybe 60 days left, but now we are all doomed with the fate the world is coming to an end.

Back to our arch nemesis Evil the Chicken. We are all going to die on this beautiful day of June 12, 2003. But I have come up with another theory about Evil the Chicken. He must have realized his mistake early on and visited his posterity you know the chicken that said the sky is falling!! But no one took him very seriously but luckily we were smart enough to start recycling, which gave us another good 20 years to waste away. Another of Evil’s posterity is the well know Little Red Hen. No one would help her grow the wheat or harvest the wheat or make the bread that the Little Red Hen was making to try and save us from the doom we call today.

Now at this time I would like to thank those chickens who tried to save us from their ancestor’s terrible of mistake of accidentally eating a piece of thin paper that he thought was a baby worm. Live this last day to the fullest, Have fun, go crazy, dance, skip, yell, and sing, Oh, and take a moment to hug your local chicken