Why is it I love you?
You're not perfect, that's for sure --
Your hair sticks up, your ears stick out,
Your neck's too long, your nose too short,
Your eyes too blue, your arms too thin,
You're really no manly man
But you're the perfect guy for me.

Why is it I love you?
You're modest to the nth degree,
You're humble when you shouldn't be,
You apologize ten times too much,
You wolf down Advil with your lunch,
You're the nerdiest nerd the world did see,
But you're the perfect guy for me.

Why is it I love you?
It's the weirdest thing, I know,
I don't know why you steal the show,
We've never met -- we never will,
There're other guys that fit the bill,
But I guess it's there for all to see
That you're the perfect guy for me.

(Even if you don't agree.)