My cat is my best friend.

I used to have lots, and they were people,

But my relationships with people tend to end

So my cat is my best friend.

‘Cause relationships with people tend to end

So my cat is my best friend.

I don’t think that it’s smart to tell your secrets

To anyone that’s willing to lend an ear

‘Cause the walls have ears and they love to tell each other

But when I tell one to my cat, I have no fear.

‘Cause relationships with people tend to end

So my cat is my best friend.

It’s not wise to make a lot of friends real quickly

You should watch who you let into the loop

‘Cause you can’t really trust a lying human

But a cat will always tell the truth.

‘Cause relationships with people tend to end,

So my cat is my best friend.

-Say what?-

So my cat is my best friend.

Best friend!

I say my cat is my best friend.