Poem number three in the anthology. It's haiku. Ramone! Everyone's favorite homosexual avocado. Basic story behind him: Shade, while in London, found a picture of a lobster hugging an avocado on the wall of a PretDiy sandwich shop. She promptly decided that Lester was accidentally cheating on Harold, who then kills himself, which is where Corneilius showed up. Ramone (who is from Japan) fell off the boat en route to Mexico, landed in Lester's arms, and fell instantly in love. Yes. It makes sense to us, okay?

Ramone

Green Avocado

Ramone’s off to Mexico

Guacamole, ho!

Falling off the ship

Why, hello, luscious lobster

Hold me in your arms

What? You are taken?

You love an ugly green blob?

Oh! My heart breaketh!

Lobster’s seagull son

Wings Ramone to Mexico

Come, Avocado

Gooey spicy sauce

Ramone’s good guacamole

Fare well, lobster love!