Right, I know that the whole point of Dadaism is NOT something like this, but we had to do one of those idiotic poetry anthologies in English, and I really didn't want to write one - so I cut up a large amount of words from the newspaper and stuck 'em in a bag. I did have to do some tweaking to make it fit within the sonnet format (damn you English), but for the most part, it's dadaistic.

Dadaistic Sonnet

Safely outside steamboat chicken returns

Innocents captured by Friday door from

Communions broken, embarrassed it spurns

Machines of coal waiting for him to come

Former healthy Cottage Place elected

Or the catering creatures and has failed

Oppose another when unexpected

Necco Hearts named foiling is open jailed

Crocodile experience issue

Coal player accustomed decided it

Saltwater open gained train’ed tissue

Race tracks the plunged ground trap clutches just spit

Gambling Russian callers showed dart-etched drawn

Creek false elude handle harpoon driven spawn