Once upon a time, in a faraway (insert random pizzeria here), there lived a Princess Sylvia. This princess worked by answering the phones and taking orders for all the peasants who wanted to taste the pizza-y goodness of the random pizzeria. One day, they ran out of pepperoni. So the king (the manager) went forth on a brave quest to restore pepperoni to the land. While he was gone, the two ugly stepsisters (coworkers) told the beautiful princess that they were also out of pickles, and that she must venture forth with confidence to the faraway land of (insert random hamburger joint here) to restore the sour goodness of pickled cucumbers to the land of the pizzeria. So the brave princess set forth on the pickle quest.

When she reached the land of Burgers, she asked the gatekeeper (counter girl) where she must go to find the Holy Pickled Cucumbers. The gatekeeper didn't know what she was talking about. The gatekeeper asked the butler (drive thru crew). The butler didn't know. The butler asked the king (manager). The king didn't know. No one knew anything about the pickled cucumbers of the land of Pizza. So the princess dispatched messenger pigeons (whipped out her handy-dandy cell phone) to the ugly stepsisters. They told her to forget the brave quest and return home. So the princess set forth sadly to her home.

When she reached there, the ugly stepsisters and the coachmen (drivers) were all laughing at her. :pauses to let it sink in: That's right; there were never any Holy Pickled Cucumbers at Burgerland. It was a ruse to embarrass the brave and beautiful princess in front of her subjects. But now that the princess has been initiated into the populace of the Pizzeria, all is well again. And they all lived happily ever after. Especially the princess, who got the upper hand by buying an ice cream while in the land of Cheeseburgers. So she got to enjoy ice creamy goodness while her coworkers sweated in the heat of the pizza ovens. The End.