Disclaimer: I do not own the song ‘American Idiot’ by Green Day but no lawyer type person reads this kind of stuff so even if I didn’t put in the disclaimer, I wouldn’t hears feet running toward her and turns around to see a stampede of lawyers running at her> crap…R&R! runs off

Randomness: Starring Blue Vampire and Adrina

Episode One- American Idiot

Blue Vampire- Hey guys! energetic wave> My name is Blue Vampire, you can call me BV though on account of their my first initials and everybody else calls me that.

Adrina- lounging in a chair> …’Sup I’m Adrina, and you can just leave me alone because I can kick your-

BV- ADRI! Be nice to our viewers! Jeez, you’re gunna scare them off like that last time!

Adrina- smiles and nods her head> that was a classic!

BV- scoots away> … thinks a bit, then changes the subject> So today we’re going to do…. umm…we’re going…to…uhhhmmm…something…. looks at teleprompter>

Adrina- gets an annoyed look on her face that clearly says ‘I am going to kick you from here to there if you don’t stop acting like the American idiot you are!’>

BV- Hey Adri, you know what that look you’re giving me reminds me of?

Adrina- No but I bet that you’re going to tell me.

BV- That one song!

Adrina- What ‘one song’? There’s thousands upon thousands of songs! How the hell am I supposed to know which one you’re talking about?

BV- Cause you’re my sister! We have that ESPN thing going on!

Adrina- smacks her face with her hand and drags it down into a fist> We aren’t twins you moron. And it’s ESP not ESPN!

BV- ESP, ESPN same difference.

Adrina- That doesn’t even make sense.

BV- Come one! Guess which song!

Adrina- Fine…’The Chicken Dance’

BV- Nooo try again!

Adrina- Sesame Street Theme song.

BV- NO! I don’t watch that any more!

Adrina- Sure you do, you were just before the show started.

BV- glare glare glare>

Adrina- smirks>

Autheresss- smiles and waves>Hi Mom!

BV- AMERICAN IDIOT!

Adrina- FINALLY! You figured out what you are!

BV- Nooo… that’s the song I was thinking of!

Adrina- knows what’s going to happen next if BV keeps talking so tries to end the show> OK folks! That’s it! Randomness: Episode One is over! Tune in Next-

BV- DON’T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT! ONE NATION CONTROLLED BY THE MEDIA! IMFORMATION AGE OF HYSTERIA!

Adrina- Please! Change the channel!

BV- WELCOME TO A NEW KIND OF TENSION! ALL ACROSS THE ALIEN NATION! WHERE EVERYONE ISN’T MEANT TO BE OK! TELEVIOSON DREAMS OF TOMMORROW!

Adrina- For the LOVE of GOD BLUE! Shut UP!

BV- Wait! I’m almost done! WE’RE NOT THE ONES TO FOLLOW! FOR THAT’S ENOUGH TO ARGUE!

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