Disclaimer: I do not own the hot and sexy character that is in here! I would normally say the name but it would ruin the whole suspense of this Episode of Randomness making the contents very un-random.

Randomness: Starring Blue Vampire and Adrina

Episode Three- When Guest Celebrities Go Bad

Blue Vampire- Welcome to Randomness! A show where everything you see here is completely idiotic and will NOT help you in any life-threatening situation!

Adrina- waves a flag> Yay… Hey BV, why don’t you introduce our guest celebrity before you forget and they get attacked by starving fish heads again.

BV- glare glare glare>

Adrina- poke>

Autheresss- points at the way her name is written> Heh heh… it has three S’s…heh heh

BV- I would like to welcome our guest celerity…. DUN DUN DUN… curtains pull back to reveal guest> SESSHOMARU!

Sesshomaru- struggles to escape crazy fan girls> Yo.

BV- starts to drool>

Autheresss- drool drool drool>

Adrina- Wow…you’re tall…

Sesshomaru- looks at Adrina> Yeah…and you’re short

BV- inches towards Sessy>

Sesshomaru- looks down at BV who is (basicly) on his feet> What do you want?

BV- To take you home with me

out of a sudden Sasha (NOT MINE! DO NOT OWN HER! My friend does) zooms out and tackles BV>

Sasha- after tackling BV, zooms to cling to Sesshomaru’s side> BACK OFF! HE’S MINE!!!

BV- starts to cry> YOU’RE MEAN!!!!

Sasha- sticks tongue out>

BV- looks up at her with her puppy-dog eyes> Can’t we just be friends?

Sasha- Ummmm…OKEEY!!

BV- Hey, Sasha?

Sasha- What? Hey, how do you know my name?

BV- Cause it’s written right there! points to Sasha’s name

Sasha- Oh…yeah

BV- Have you seen my dime?

Sasha- Your dime?

BV- Never mind…

Adrina- ish in the middle of an intellectual conversation with Sesshomaru about whether or not Australia is a country or a continent> It is so a country!

Sesshomaru- No, it is a continent.

both are red faced and faces are inches away from each because everytime someone shouted they would get closer and closer>

BV- intervenes!!!!> OK PEOPLES!!! SETTLE DOWN!

Adrina- goes to her seat>

Sesshomaru- goes to his seat>

Sasha- goes to her lap>

BV- looks up at Sasha’s action> What the hell? Where does she go?

Sasha- ish on her Sessy-puppy’s lap and cuddling him>

Sesshomaru- Can we please get on with this?

Authoresss- looks down at her legs> HOLY CRAP!!

Adrina- What?

BV- What is it dear create-tor? Is something attacking you?

Authoresss- No…..I just need to shave me legs. starts to shave legs in the middle of the room not bothering to leave even knowing that she’s on live TV and that 5.72 tenths of the peoples are watching>

BV- OK! So Sesshomaru! How’s life in the Western Lands treating you lately?

Sesshomaru- shrug> It’s ok. Food could be better.

Adrina- Question: Coke or Pepsi?

Sesshomaru- Neither.

BV- gasps> O.O Are you INSANE??

Sesshomaru- No, this Sesshomaru is NOT insane, just aware of what sugar can do to ones complexion.

Adrina- whispers to Sasha> Damn…you picked out the perfect guy.

Sasha- giggles> I know!

BV- So uhh…..Sesshomaru. Are you aware that your nickname is ‘Fluffy’?

Sesshomaru- Yes. And I would like it if you would not bring that up again.

BV- Yeah sure Fluffy. Anywho…Do you know who came up with that great name and do you like being called that Mr. Fluffy?

Sesshomaru- struggles with controlling his anger. Ish almost ready to beat the living crap out of BV> I…don’t…know…who…the….hell…came…up…with…that…nickname…But….I…assure…you….that…I…HATE…people…calling….me…..FLUFFY!

Sasha- ish sitting on Fluffy-er I mean, Sesshomaru’s lap. And is trying to keep him under control> Now, now, Sessy-puppy! Calm down!

Sesshomaru- I…AM!!

BV- looks up from this comic that her and her friends are doing, irl> No, what you are is constipated.

Adrina- ducks behind a couch> DUCK AND COVER BLUE!!

BV- waves a hand> Aww he can’t do nothing to me when we’re on camera.

Sasha- Are you sure? ducks behind couch next to Adrina>

Sesshomaru- THAT’S IT!!!

BV- EEP!

Sesshomaru- launches himself at BV and starts to strangle her>

BV- clawing at his hands> Help….me….

Adrina- Sasha, do you think we should help her?

Sasha- busy drooling over her Sessy-puppy>

Adrina- goes and gets a doughnut>

BV- HELP…..ME…..I’M- dead

Sesshomaru- looks at the dead person in his hands> Holy crap…SASHA!!

Sasha- Huh?

Sesshomaru- Let’s go….NOW!

an angry mob of BV fans, BV lawyers, and Doughnuts start to chase them>

Adrina- So…that’s it the end of today’s special 47 minute and 12.93 second show of Randomness. Stay tuned for Episode Four: No One Knows the Title of This Episode, But Watch it Anyways