Need some space?

This is just the place -

sure hope that you’re not picky.

The doors don’t close

the mold - it grows

The walls are rather sticky.

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But if you’re in a bind

and you don’t mind

rats wander as they please

Best rates in town

so come on down

we’ll make you feel at ease.

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No place to go?

Our price is low -

hope you don’t mind the stench

Just take your time

watch out for slime -

it covers every inch.

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Need a house?

Don’t mind the mouse...

he won’t take up much room.

Ignore the rust

sweep up the dust -

we’ll provide the broom!

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The roaches crawl

up every wall

they seem quite happy here

We promise you

you will be too

Go pack up all your gear!

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Catch the bus

and stay with us

(go ahead and ask the mice their reason)

It’s no mistake -

great choice to make

(Lowest prices of the season!)

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Are you in need?

We’ve got the deed

don’t worry ‘bout a loan!

‘Cause you’re in luck

for just a buck

you can call this place your own!