A/N: Hello! Yes, yet another story- I just can't help it! Blame it on the muse! 0.o This story will actually be a series of stories, telling of the 'bot's and their owners, or rather the love that blooms between them. Please read it and tell me what you think.

Warning: This story involves Yaoi, M/M, Gay stuff, Homosexual tendencies. It is also rated R for later sensual scenes.

Simulation Mate's inc.

Why hello, and welcome!

My name is Dr. Valiant de Lacy and I am the founder/owner of Simulation-mate’s inc. Surely you’ve heard of us, though ‘tis surely possible you haven’t, as we are rather new to the world. We, my company and those included within, have managed to create a whole new version of human. Or rather human mate’s/pet’s. A bit unsure of what I speak of? No problem! I shall be ever so happy to explain.

Six years ago my partner and I began an experiment, an experiment that let to an in depth study into robotic semantics. You see we had heard, as most people have, of robots and had even read quite a few fascinating fictions about them also, which helped surface the idea. Though I must shamefacedly admit what truly brought the idea to mind was a rather… graphic erotica story I read one night upon the Net. Ahem, after much discussion, we decided that if we could somehow pull it off, the rewards would be momentous. And they are, if I do say so myself. Still a bit hazy? Very well then.

Robotic men. We have created the perfect being. Exactly the same as human’s save their parts are merely made from tubes, wires and other devices that fit their uses- do forgive if I am vague on just what, I can’t have someone stealing my invention , can I? Our creation’s can think and feel, touch and be conscious of everything about it. It has a brain that thinks just as ours does, or at least as we program it. It has a memory and is aware, it knows right from wrong and has likes and dislikes. It is ideal for a male partner however women are welcome to do business with us as well. As I know the question you all are dying to ask by now, I shall go ahead and answer-Yes, our males are perfectly capable of having sensual relations. They can feel and can even go so far as to give out sperm. Ahem, if you so deem it of course.

Of course everything about your robot will be yours for the choosing. You see it’s quite simple, like most companies, the customer is responsible for our ups and downs. And with a business as expensive as ours, we simply cannot afford customer dissatisfaction. In fact, everything we do while working is about customer satisfaction. As your money goes into it, naturally you want you product to be exactly what you want- and we do not blame you! We only request you cooperation in the creation of your mate, simply give us a full description of what you wish your purchase to look, act and think like, we do ask you to be very clear and descriptive, after all our goal is to please you. Feel free to go fully outrageous! Or subtle and conservative. We are at a point now that we can simply make your mate into absolutely anything.

Well, save a female. Unfortunately the build was firstly made of a male and took us quite a few years to perfect it. You see the genetic code is different, naturally, as well as the inside structure. Our models just have not come to be-yet. However, I am very confident that within a few years we will hold the key the female mate as well. And so, for now, we can only offer you the male gender. I do apologize for any and all inconveniences. We assure you, our male mates can and do stand on their own, they are the object of perfection and we will stand behind our creation one hundred percent.

We here at Simulation-mate’s inc. do hope we have caught your interest or even better, your business.

Dr. Valiant de Lacy

Founder/Owner