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Author: Bella-Rose01
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 1 - Published: 06-28-05 - Updated: 07-30-05 - id:1950908

Bella sighs.
"That was close!" she said, while the lynch mob still came running at them.
"Aren't you going to do something?" asked TC.
"Nope," replied Bella nonchalantly, shrugging her shoulders.
"Lazy... Good for nothing... at least I threw a fry-pan..." mutters TC under his breath but loud enough for Bella to hear.
"TC, you're in for a serious poking dude. But your right, I shall do something..." says Bella. Bella's normally brown hair then turns bleach yellow and in the shape of a flame. "Ka! Meh! Ka!!" she screams and holds her hands, palm upward and a whole lot of rubber ducks come flying out and hit the mob head on! The whole group squeal like little girls and run away yelling at the tops of their voices,
"They'll kill you while you sleep!!"
While TC's expression, as it usually is when concerning Bella, would be one of "What the...?" Bella's hair goes back it normal.
"Come on, you have to get to HQ," she says and they, yet again, begin their perilous journey

Meanwhile...

Ransyn was skulking in the dark alleyways of northern Russia, why is anyone's guess as it's freezing cold. Then! From out of no where comes a horde of Carebears. Ransyn squeals like a little girl and picks one up, its Grumpy.
"Awww! Isn't it adorable!!! And totally not freaky!" he says. Wherever Bella was at that moment she then shudded for some unknown reason.
"We're evil! You are so supposed to fear me... FEAR ME! " said Grumpy, grumpily. But then a red bear with a heart on its stomach came foreword.
"Perhaps we could use this to our advantage..." he said.
"But Tender heart..." whined Grumpy, still being hugged by Ransyn. Tender heart glared at Grumpy. "Sorry General," said the blue bear. Tender heart nodded.
"At ease." he replied. He then turned to Ransyn. "We have a panel van, that has candy in it, would you like to come?" asked Tender heart. Ransyn's eyes went wide with delight.
"Will there be Barbie dolls and kittens?" he asks. Tender heart nodded. "Yeh! I'll come," Ransyn was then taken by the hand (still holding onto Grumpy) and skipped over to the black panel van at the end of the alley.

While that was going on...

"Are we there yet?" asks TC. Bella and him were presently walking through an old folks home.
"No," replied Bella for the five thousandth time.
"Are we there yet?" asked TC again. A vein in Bella's forehead twitches.
"No! I'll tell you when we freaking get there ok?!" she snaps.
"What's that funky smell?" asked TC, sniffing.
"We're in an old folks home, what do you think?" asked Bella dryly. TC cringes. They then come across a black door. Bella opens the door for him. "After you,"

Meanwhile...

Ransyn is then tied to a car while the Evil Narrator paces in front of him, attempting to get information out of him.
"Tell me where the secret HQ for the Goths are!" he yelled, after spending fruitless hours with the guy and nothing!
"Never! I will never tell you!" said Ransyn dramatically.
"Let's see if you still feel the same after watching.... PRESCHOOL PROGRAMS!!! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed the Evil narrator.
So..? What will happen to Sage's poor Boy Toy? Will he live to actually SURVIVE the experience? Tune in same insane-Time, same insane-channel!!!



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