sheriff-gohan: hello, everyone. this is my first fanfic. this story is a dream i had one night. it was weird and humorous. i am not that much of a talker when i start on a website, if you know what i mean. i have one last thing to say. if justin burgess is reading this, happy birthday! okay, enjoy the fanfic.

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Who Will Survive to Evil, Anyway?

Game 1

Anonymous: "Alright, don't screw up."

Goku: "What does that mean?"

Vegeta: "You have to forgive Kakarot. He's a boob." (Vegeta calls him that throughout the show)

Anonymous: "Just get out there."

Krillin: "Welcome to Who Will Survive to Evil, Anyway and here are the contestants today. I'm a boob-Goku, I'm a bitch-Vegeta, I do my mom-Gohan, and I love Tien on a wednesday-Chiaotzu. I'm your host-Krillin, let's come on down. Alright, on the show, these four come up with things on the top of their head and I award points, which don't matter. Yep the points are just like Master Roshi."

Vegeta: "Damn straight."

Krillin: "Alright, your first game is Greatest Hits. This is for all of you. Vegeta and Chiaotzu, your trying to sell a CD. Goku and Gohan, you are singing the songs. I need a boring state to be in."

Audience member: "Wyoming." (not offending Wyoming)

Krillin: "Okay, you're doing the Wyoming CD."

Vegeta: "That didn't come out right."

Krillin: "Just do it."

Chiaotzu: "Oh, oh." (if you are wondering how to spell his name play #4 file, saiyan saga on budokai or look at the front of this sentence)

Vegeta: "I didn't need to see that. Anyway, We interrup this preview of the Spider-man movie for this announcement."

(from behind curtain)

Riza: "Dammit!"

Ed: "That's my line!"

Inuyasha: "No, mine!"

Ed: "That's it!"

Inuyasha: "Let's go!"

(bell dings, like on the Jerry Springer show)

A fight throughs out.

Anonymous: "I knew I shouldn't have bought Adult Swim for my crew."

Vegeta: "People in the back, shut the freakin' hell up."

Krillin: "OK, what's going on?"

(from behind curtain)

Riza: "Ed and Inuyasha are fighting."

"While this fight is happening, enjoy the commercials."

(Commercials)

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sheriff-gohan: well, i told you it was weird. ok, talk tomorrow. sheriff-gohan saying peace, i'm out.