Author: ClassicTrick PM
A story of a girl named Kate and her short sidekickRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 07-05-05 - Published: 07-04-05 - id: 1955039
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YAY ANOTHER, ANOTHER!
"What are we doing…" said an annoyed sigh.
"WE are looking for the wiener mobile! And call me sir!" Kate beamed as she faced the sky.
"But you are a gir…never mind…"
"Bet your bottom dollar!" Kate screamed at birds flying overhead.
"I GOT AN IDEA!" She danced around a bit waving her arms in the air. "Now we are at my home, MAKE SURE TO WIPE YOUR FEET, shorty," Kate moved further into the open field.
"SIR!" Kate corrected.
"Sir, we haven't moved…"
"CORRECTION! You have not moved from sitting on that stump!" Now stop dilly dallying and enter my HOUSE!" Kate bellowed at the confused sidekick. Sidekick glanced around seeing nothing but grass. She stood up and began walking to Kate or 'Sir' as she was now forced to call her.
"Ow…," her face was smashed against a hand. "What happened?"
"WIPE YOUR FEET!" Sidekick looked down at her feet and saw a mat that had in very pretty pink and flowery letters 'Welcome Flyin' Squirrels'. Sidekick stood there blinking stupidly at the mat that lay before her wondering…pondering….why the hell was that there…she had gone completely blank. …a complete mystery in itself. It could be a portal to an unknown world…..oh no, now she was sounding like Sir….AH…no, KATE…yes that was her name….K-A-T-E. She wiped her feet then walked past Sir...no she meant KATE.
"Now, let us go into my backyard!" Kate began spinning around until she became dizzy and tried to walk out the 'front door'. Sidekick obediently followed but couldn't resist the urge to yell
"Now we are back where we started!"
Kate whipped her head towards her short sidekick…the tiny person came up to her chin. …hehe tiny… Kate stuck her fingers in her ears and began chanting,
"BLA BLA BLA BLA MA MA!"
"Listen, if you want to get that truck…"
"WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN?"
"AT LEAST IM NOT SHORT! SHORTY!"
"SHORTY, SHORT, SHORT, SHORT, SHORT, Short, short, short, SHORT!" Kate demonstrated with her hands how short she was. "See, SHORT!" Kate held up her hand in triumph. "What is this small animal biting me?" she examined the specimen closely. The animal clenched its teeth further into her arm. Finally she realized what this strange creature was. "RANCOR!" she cried squeezing the tiny sidekick into a hug. "How I've MISSED YOU!" The sidekick dropped harmlessly to the floor, gaping.
"That is you silly."
"Come here snuggly bunny!"
"AHHHH" Rancor screamed running away in fear.
-"Across THE STREET?!?!"
-"WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN TO ME!!!!! BRING IT ON!"
Kate: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT IS GENIUS!
Teacher: (sigh) I'm not in this chapter (sigh)
Kate: AWWWW…Don't feel down…LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG!
Teacher: YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Till next time
I'm a Classic Trick