Translation of 1337/45732’s Lines: (First in English, then in written 1337.)

July 21:

- Hello. -3110!!11!1

- I am no nightmare! 4/ 0 9-7/423!!!111

- I was fixing (phixing) my computer, when something happened with the power. 45 7- 9 /’/ (0/7732, -3 50/37-9 -47733) 70 7-3 7032!!!11!!1

- You dare to laugh at the leet master? Fear (pheer) me, for (phor) I am a skilled hacker! J00 )423 70 149- 47 7-3 1337 /45732?! 7-332 /3, 7-02 4/ 4 5 113) -4 02!!1!11

- Newbie! 003!!1

- You are a newbie, too. J00 423 4 003, 700.

- the Leet Master 7-3 1337 /45732

- She was a preppy cheerleader. A lamer. I scared her away. 5-3 45 4 72377’/ (-332134)32. 4 14/32. 5(423) -32 44’/.

- Hello, Morton McCallum. -3110, /0270 /((411/.

- Foolish newbie! 7-0015- 003!!!11

- Lamer. 14/32.

- At least I have mad skills. 47 13457 -4/3 /4) 5 115.

- Newbie! 003!!1

- Still hate me, lamer? 5711 -473 /3, 14/32?

July 22:

- I’d rather not. ’) 247-32 07.

- Technically, today does not exist. 73(-(411’/, 70)4’/ )035 07 3 57.

- Lamer. 14/32.

- That is an annoying song. You have no skills. Unlike me, the Leet Master! 7-47 5 4 40’/9 509. J00 -4/3 0 5 115. 1 3 /3, 7-3 1337 /45732!!!11

- I am. 4/.

- What the heck is that?! -47 7-3 -3( 5 7-47?!??!?!!11!1

- Idiot. )07.

- You are welcome. ‘/0 423 31(0/3.

- I know! 0!!!!1

- It is a chimaera. My nightmare, the preppy cheerleader, told me. It has three heads, and it breathes fire. The front end is that of a goat, the back end is that of a dragon, and it has a serpent for a tail. It will be difficult to defeat. 7 5 4 (-/4324. /’/ 9-7/423, 7-3 72377’/ (-332134)32, 701) /3. 7 -45 7-233 -34)5, 4) 7 32347-35 7-23. 7-3 7-207 3) 5 7-47 07- 4 9047, 7-3 34( 3) 5 7-47 07- 4 )2490, 4) 7 -45 4 532737 7-02 4 741. 7 11 33 )7-(17 70 )37-347.

- Unskilled lamer. 5 113) 14/32.

- Run. 2.

- So, Morton, how are you feeling? Did that lovely tyrannosaurus rex try to eat you? 50, /0270, -0423 J00 7-3319? )) 7-47 10/31’/ 7’/2405425 23 72’/ 70 347 J00?

- Nonsense? How dare you?! I am the Leet Master, lamer, and I have mad skills! 05353?!!?!11 -0)423 J00??!1 4/ 7-3 1337 /45732, 14/32, 4) -4/3 /4) 5 115!!!1!11

- Silly man! Don’t you know anything? 511’4!!!1!11 )0’7 J00 04’/7-9?

July 24:

- Is anyone else disturbed by all these nasty alligators? 5 4’/03 3153 )57233) 3’/ 411 7-353 457’/ 411947025?

- Those blasted alligators were quite annoying. I can not imagine what they were doing there. Does anyone have any theories? 7-053 314573) 411947025 323 (,)73 40’/9. (4 07 /493 -47 7-3’323 )09 7-323. )035 4’/03 -4/3 4’/ 7-30235?

- Yes, I suppose that is indeed true… So, tell me, how are we going to get past the chimaera? ‘/35, 577053 7-47 5 )33) 723… 50, 7311 /3, -0423 3 909 70 937 7457 7-3 (-/4324?

- Ah! Of course. 4-!!11 07- (0253.

July 25

- Fool. 7-001.

July 29

- First, let us get something to eat; I am hungry. 7-257, 137 5 937 50/37-9 70 347; 4/ -92’/.

July 30

- I am present. 4/ 723537.

July 31

- I do not know. I think it could possibly be because you are all idiots. )0 07 0. 7- 7 (01) 705531’/ 33 33(453 J00 423 411 )075.

- Perhaps he’s in a coma. 732-475 -3’5 4 (0/4.