Pilfer

To the tune of "Everyday" by Bon Jovi

I'd shop, but never buy

Why my parents they always refused
Couldn't even get new shoes
I hoped for more there's no denying

Goodbye to poor old yesterdays
Goodbye, I've gone to rob my way

My identical twin
Is Huckleberry Finn
Filching stuff does pay

Gonna pilfer things everyday
I'm gonna swipe a pie
And I'll filch some toys then fly
Pinch goods any which way
I'm gonna pilfer things everyday

Strange, people think my talent's strange
They say I should be put to shame
It's like they think that I'm a robber or something
Right, they absolutely are all right
It still is very impolite
I'm a pilferer, I take the small things

Tiny objects I grab those, right

Small sums of cash what a delight!

My identical twin
Is Huckleberry Finn
Filching stuff does pay

Gonna pilfer things everyday
I'm gonna swipe a pie
And I'll filch some toys then fly
Pinch goods any which way
I'm gonna pilfer things everyday

Hook the stash, count the steal

I don't give back that's for real

Pilferage rubs most people the wrong way

Any day

I lift small stuff and then I'm gone

My identical twin
Is Huckleberry Finn
Filching stuff does pay

Gonna pilfer things everyday
I'm gonna swipe a pie
And I'll filch some toys then fly
Pinch goods any which way
I'm gonna pilfer things everyday

I, oh I, oh I, I'm gonna pilfer things everyday
I'm gonna swipe a pie, oh I'll filch some toys then fly, oh I
I'm gonna pilfer things everyday