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For those of you who are truly and utterly enthralled with the world of the Rician vampire, a poem. Sounds a little like...Green Eggs and Ham
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 07-08-05 - id: 1958568
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Anne Rice Readers Anonymous
Behold! My issues!
I read vampire books
Behold, my issues,
Ibelieve
The vampire books I read
Behold! My issues!
I believe
The vampire books I read
I think...I need them...
Behold, my issues,
So I rent the films
Based on the books
That I believe
Because...I need them...
Behold! My issues!
So I buy the soundtrack
From the films
Based on the books
That I believe
Because...I need them...
Behold, my issues,
So I sing karaoke
To the soundtrack
From the movies
Based on the books
That I believe
Because...I need them...
Behold! My issues!
So I write a story
To the songs I sang
From the soundtrack
From the movies
Based on the books
That I believe
Because...I need them...
Behold, my issues,
So I review those
Stories others wrote
To the songs I sang
Form the soundtrack
From the movies
Based on the books
That I believe
Because...I need them...
I'm not obsessed.
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Authoress' note: Yeah, maybe a little obsessed. Anne Rice forever! Issues? No... I have a subscription.
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