Dr. Casey: More Than Enough

Dr. Casey: busts through the hospital doors holding a Wal-Mart sack filled with nothing but fake blood WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?! I GOTS ME SOME GOODIES!!!

Receptionist: ...around?

Casey: What kind of answer is that? Am I suppose to take it literally? "Around"?! Hanging or just...lying around?

Receptionist: You know what? Forget it.

Casey: Hey!

Receptionist: What?

Casey: Fuck you!

Receptionist: ...uh...

Casey: Go on...fuck yourself! crosses his arms and taps his foot

Receptionist: ...no...

Casey: You know...I have just the thing for you attitude, whore! grabs a bottle of fake blood and opens it up then splashes it all over the receptionist

Receptionist: Dammit! gets up I didn't need another day of you! I quit!

Casey: Ha ha...I'm good...

Nurse Zandrea: grabs Casey's shoulder Hey!

Casey: FUCK TARDS!!! jumps forward and turns around Oh, it's you...hey!

Zandrea: What's in the bag?

Casey: Fake 't think of anything else to waste my money on...and I feel like playing a joke on Bob...

Zandrea: He's barely alive from your last encounter... looks around to make sure Bob isn't near

Casey: Meh, he can walk it off! It was just a fire extinguisher! opens another bottle and pours it out on the floor right in front of him, letting it coat his shoes and pants So where is everyone?

Zandrea: Around.

Casey: ....stares very intently at her Rephrase that...

Zandrea: Uh...here? On different floors?

Casey: ....Good! run towards the stairs and slips on the fake blood then tries regaining his balance Damn blood...WHO PUT THIS HERE?!?!

Zandrea: Uh...somebody besides you?

Casey: DAMN STRAIGHT!! runs up the stairs and straight into Nurse Rin

Nurse Rin: Oof! gets knocked to the floor What happened?

Casey: A crazed patient in a flaming wheelchair ran into you and then fled the scene... turns back towards Zandrea That sounds believeable, right?

Zandrea: I guess...?

Casey: Sweet! turns back around Where's Bob?! I got a funny thing I wanna show him!

Rin: In the back with an ice pack...what are you gonna show him?

Casey: The back? Where the fuck is that?! sees a door with the sign "Back Room" on it Oh...well you'll see!

Rin: Tell me nooooooow!! jumps up and down

Casey: watches her jump and is hypnotized while he drools

Rin: Um... stops

Casey: ... shakes his head Anyways! pulls out a bottle of blood and opens it

Zandrea: watches

Casey: runs into the room and sees Bob then throws most of the blood from the bottle onto him GOT YA!! NOW YOU'RE MY BITCH!!!

Rin: That was it?

Casey: ...what? Not spontanious enough?

Zandrea: Well...it had a moment there.

Casey: ...poo...

Nurse Ami: Hey guys!

Casey: JESUS!!! WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?!?! THAT'S MY JOB!!!

Ami: Uh...sorry.

Casey: pats his chest Now...where's the rest of my ill-mannered team?

Dr. Bobby: BOO! grabs Casey's neck

Casey: squeals like a girl and then turns around FUCK!

Bobby: Gotcha!

Casey: ... throws a whole bottle of blood and hits Bobby in the face There, now we're even!

Ami: Eeep! Are you gonna hurt me too for scaring you?!

Casey: Nah, I'm a sexist, I treat women better than I treat guys. Wanna cookie?

Ami: Yeah!

Casey: Too bad, don't got one! THERE! GOT YA!! HA!!

Rin: raises an eyebrow

Casey: What?! HUH?! You want a piece too?!?!

Bob: What the hell are you doing?! wipes at some of the blood

Casey: FUCK OFF OLD MAN!!! points a finger at Bob and glares

Bobby: So... rubs his face What are we going to do today?!

Casey: Well...I'm wanting to go for a ridein the ambulance later but right now we could go talk to the psychiatrist!

Zandrea: Eh...you sure? Remember last time?

Casey: ... begins thinking of video games Yeeessss....

Zandrea: Ok then...

Bobby: Let's go!

Casey: THAT'S MY LINE!!! I'LL COPYRIGHT IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!! I HAVE CONNECTIONS!!!

Bobby: Like who?

Casey: Uh..the...umm...PEOPLE!!!

Bobby: Sure...

Casey: Damn straight and don't you forget it! Now...LET'S GO!!! runs down the hall and busts into the psychiatrist's office with everyone following HELLO?!

Dr. Michael: Why hello there.

Casey: notices just a chair in the room with Michael sitting in it Uh...I like what you did with the place!

Michael: Thank you!

Bobby: looks around This is bizarre...

Rin: ...I feel so cold in here...

Zandrea: Uh...yeah, that.

Michael: Is there a reason you came?

Casey: ...just to see you, I guess...wanna go and mess with people?!

Michael: DO I?!?!

All: run out of the room and down into the lobby

Casey: Hold on! My janglies need rearranging!

Rin & Ami: Your...janglies?

Casey: grabs his crotch and shakes a little Yeah...my janglies...

Zandrea: That was different...

Casey: Well, it's not like they'll move by themselves! Er..well...

Bobby: I think it's best you stop there... points to Casey's crotch Just don't do that again...

Casey: grabs his crotch MINE!!!

Michael: Wow, somebody's possessive today!

Casey: screams and stands up straight, dusting his lab coat off Now...where were we?

Rin: Your....uh...you know what? Let's just go take a ride in the ambulance like you said!

Ami: Yeah! The lights are pretty!

Casey: shrugs Alright then! runs to the front doors and slams into it

Bobby: Whoa! Are you ok?!

Casey: rubs his face I guess...but DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I'LL GO RE-ANIMATOR ON YOUR ASS IF YOU DO!!

Everyone: What?

Casey: I decapitate you with a fucking SHOVEL!!! DON'T MAKE ME!!! grabs a conveniently placed shovel and smashes the glass in the door NOW LETS GO!!!

Rin: Where the hell did the shovel come from?

Zandrea: I think it's best we don't ask...

Rin: But...I did already.

Ami: Umm...it...was just suppose to be there?

Bobby: That sounds right.

Michael: runs out the broken door I'M WINNING!!!

Casey: YOU SONUVABITCH!!! takes off after him while everbody else follows

Michael: clambers into the ambulance I WIN!

Casey: dives into the back of the ambulance NO! I WIN!! I ALWAYS WIN!!!

Rin: Didn't that hurt?

Casey: A little, why? doesn't notice the deep gash in his arm from diving into the vehicle

Rin: stares at the wound ....no reason...

Casey: DRIVER! TAKE US TO...uh.. notices the wound and wraps a ton of bandages around it ACROSS TOWN!!!

Derek: leans back from the driver's seat Okie-dokie! Everyone get in!

Everyone else: crams into the ambulance

Derek: obeys every driving rule while backing out and smacks Bobby in the head Get down! I can't see over your head!

Bobby: does so and can't feel his legs

Casey: WOO!!! TURN ON THE SIRENS!!!

Michael: Do we have to?

Casey: YES!!!

Derek: turns the sirens and lights on and stops at every red light and stop sign he sees and even obeys the speed limit

Casey: Daaaaaamn! That's some fucking tight driving skills you got there!

Michael: What's that suppose to mean?!

Casey: ...it was suppose to mean something other than what it stated?

Michael: Oh uh...nevermind!

Ami: I can't feel my arms!

Bobby: lifts his head up and slams it against the roof of the truck GAH!

Zandrea: Something stinks in here!

Derek: That'd be the corpse I have yet to take into the morgue in the basement! yeilds

Casey: Oh god...I think it moved!

Everyone: screams

Casey: laughs I got ya!

Rin: That's not funny! His hand is touching my leg!

Casey: mumbles That's not the corpse's hand...

Rin: What?

Casey: Who?

Bobby: Where?

Casey: Alright, stop right there...don't what to be playing some stupid question game!

Rin: That hand is really creepy feeling too...

Casey: I told you...he's ALIVE! squeezes her leg

Rin: screams bloody murder

Zandrea: covers her ears and rocks back and forth Think of bunnies...bunnies...

Bobby: jumps up from the scream and hits his head on the roof once more DAMMIT!

Michael: Quiet back there! Don't make us stop the car! looks at Derek Stop the car...

Derek: does so by pulling over Behave yourselves back there!

Casey: ...just fucking drive!

Derek: Ok... continues driving

Michael: It's ok...they didn't mean you any harm... puts a hand on Derek's shoulder

Derek: Uh..what?

Michael: ...I love you.

Derek: WHAT?!?! swerves the vehicle

Michael: laughs GOT'CHA!

Derek: keeps quiet and scoots away from Michael as far as he can while still driving

Bobby: Are we there yet?!

Michael: What did I say?! smacks him NO!

Bobby: cowers

Zandrea: OH GOD!! WHO RIPPED ONE?!?!

Casey: laughs hysterically until he smells it HOLY FUCK!!! IT SMELLS LIKE FOOT AND ASS!!!

Rin: covers her nose and mouth with her shirt

Bobby: waves his hand PHEW!!!

Derek: Dammit! Who did that?!?! rolls only his window down and window locks the rest

Michael: tries rolling his down but can't YOU BASTARD!! I SHALL CONDEMN YE TO HELL FOR SUCH ATROCITY!!!

Derek: Are you a preacher now?!

Michael: Can't I be?

Ami: coughs and grabs a gas mask in a storage space then puts it on

Rin: sees Ami and her gas mask CHEATER!!!

Casey: sees the gas mask too YOU HACKER!!!

Derek: This isn't a video game, Casey!

Casey: Hey!

Derek: What?

Casey: slaps Derek

Derek: swerves the car again and pulls into a parking lot outside a store We're here! keeps the sirens on while getting out

Person: watches everyone pile out of the ambulance with sirens and lights on and one person in a gas mask OH MY GOD!! IS there some kind of emergency here?!?!

Casey: runs up to the person WE ARE ON DEFCON 5!!! MOVE!!!

Person: Isn't Defcon suppose to be used by the military or something?

Casey: Do you feel a slight headache?

Person: Well, no, not re- gets knocked unconscious with a shovel

Casey: EVERYBODY BACK!!! GIVE HIM SOME AIR!!!

Everyone: acts as if cupping water and throwing it on the man

Casey: Alright, that should be enough air for now...now it's time for...SURGERY!!!!! pulls out a scalpal and just stabs it into the man's chest I CLAIM THIS MAN FOR GOD!!

Ami: grabs the defribulators and hands them to Casey

Casey: takes them and listens to Ami breathing Hey, say "Luke, I am your father!"

Ami: Uh...why? takes off the mask

Casey: Awww...nevermind. licks the defribulator paddles and places them on either side of the man's head CLEAR!!!

Bobby: Oh shit! ducks

Person: head explodes all over the place

Casey: jumps up and down That was fun! throws the paddles away

Rin: HIS HEAD WENT 'SPLODEY!!

Casey: runs inside the store and tackles another person I'LL SAVE YOU!!!

Everyone: runs inside to watch

Casey: drags the person to a carpeted area and takes off his own shoes then rubs his feet against the carpet CLEAR!!! sticks his fingers to the person's chest creating a small static shock

Everyone: watches intentively

Casey: CLEAR!!! does it again IT'S NOT WORKING!!! puts his shoes back on and begins jumping on the man's chest breaking all of his ribs and killing him quickly BREATHE DAMMIT!!! I KNOW CPR!!!

Derek: Is that how it works?

Casey: Pretty sure...I know it involves trying to indent the person's chest and then something about making love to them but I rather not do that part.

Ami: Let's get some candy!

Bobby: Baccon Bits!

Casey: CANDY!!! CANDY IS THE ESSENCE OF LIFE!!!

Michael: Chewy Sweet Tarts!

Casey: Uh...SUGAR!!! runs off to the candy section with everyone but Derek following

Derek: walks to the ccomputer area

Rin: grabs an arm full of candy and dumps it into a cart then repeats the process until the cart's full

Casey: snatches all the Hershey's bars and sees someone else take one HEY! slaps their hand causing them to drop it NO!!! MINE!!! takes it and runs off to his own cart

Ami: helps Zanrea load up a cart full of chocolate bunnies

Michael: puts a small box of Sweet Tarts in his cart and that's it

Casey: CHECKOUT TIME!!! races for the checkout area

Derek: looks at the only computer stuff the place has

Casey: grabs the intercom thing from a clerk DEREK!!! IT'S TIME TO CHECK THE FUCK OUT!!! TESTICLES!!!

Derek: runs back to the group

Zandrea: How are we gonna pay for all this?

Casey: ! pushes his cart out to the parking lot and opens the back of the ambulance then tries throwing his candy inside

Everyone: hesitates then follows his actions

Casey: gets in and waits for everyone else then kicks the clerk for trying to hitch a free ride TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

Derek: follows every rule driving back

Casey: feels a hand graze his crotch MAH JANGLIES!!!

Rin: I DIDN'T DO IT!!

Casey: Never said you did...I just said "MAH JANGLIES!!!"

Zandrea: RANDOM WORD TIME!!!

Casey: PENIS BURP!

Rin: 'SPLODEY!!

Bobby: BOOBS!

Derek: BOOBIES!

Casey: That's the same thing!

Derek: So?

Casey: FUCK!

Michael: JESUS!

Bobby: Can you stop using the Lord's name in vain?

Michael: ...no.

Derek: pulls into the hospital parking lot We're back!

Casey: That was fast...oh well!

Ami: eats some candy

Casey: follows her example Mmmm...choclatey goodness!

Justin: pops out of a storage cabinet HEY GUYS! sees the candy OH! PIXIE STIX!!

Casey: squeals Were you there the whole time!?

Justin: Nope, just got here! eats

Casey: shrugs I guess all in all, this isn't so bad of an ending, now is it?!

THE END!!! Or is it?! random sci-fi music