Hair Care

I will not deny it

But I'll probably buy it

The products that make your hair sleek

My hair is all frizz

And it's messy; gee whiz!

In the morning I look like a freak

But then on TV

I see shampoo for me

"With aloe and protein for care"

But it's not over yet

For to come on the set

Are the models with beautiful hair

So I'm taking the bait

I buy products I hate

So I look like those models I see

But the nonsense of care

For my hard-to-brush hair

Is nothing but idiocy

So a message for those

Who admire my foes;

I warn, I warn you: beware

For I'll throw you a match

And I'll tell you to "Catch!"

And instead it will land in your hair…