Author's Note: I am EXTREMELY sorry if anybody in anyway is offended by these lyrics. I wrote them when that bomb exploded in London and I was really angry and all that junk ... so ... yeah. Again, SORRY if anyone is offended by my song.

"WHERE HAVE ALL THE SOLDIERS GONE?"
lyrics written by: Lunchelle Kay

Hey, Mr. President, where are your wits?
You must’ve left them with our rights
Threw ‘em out in some ditch
Hey, Miss America, you’re a sight for sore eyes
But you’re only pretty on the surface
What’s really on the inside?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
They’re nowhere to be found
It’s hard to see the bright side
When you’re buried underground

Hey, Britney, you’re in the tabloids again
But children are starving in China
And your looks aren’t gonna save ‘em
Hey, Gwen Stefani, I gotta know what’s up
You can be better than Spears
But you’re not doin’ much

Where have all the soldiers gone?
They’re nowhere to be found
It’s hard to see the bright side
When you’re buried underground

Help me see a clearer sky
With no more wars so the angels won’t have to cry
And wash away our bloody mess
If you ask me, it was all a mistake
If you ask me, it was all a mistake
If you ask me, it was all a mistake

And we’re all the ones to blame