(To the tune of Who's Line is it Anyway's Irish Drinking Song)

Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy eye!

I'm gonna be a pirate!

That's right, a bucaneer!

I'll be the fear of the seas,

and drink lots of beer!

There's no way you can stop me!

There's nothing you can do!

Because compared to my ship,

your's is just a canoe!

Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy eye!

I'll pillage and plunder.

I'll raid a lot!

Everyone will fear me,

they'll think I'm a despot.

No one will disrespect me!

No one will raise a fuss!

They won't dare defy me,

or they will be all bust!

Oh, idy idy idy idy eye-d eye-d eye!