This one I had when I was little.

I was in a purple and pink and blue world.

There was this lassie lookin’ dog(I know, collie)

I went to pet her.

She went to bite my hand.

I ran.

She ran.

I came to a canyon(still colorful) with a rope going across it.

I start to climb across it.

The dog JUMPS on it and walks like a tightrope walker.

I fall.

WAKEY!!

They get funnier, I promise.