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Author: Enki
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 1 - Published: 07-26-05 - Updated: 07-27-05 - id:1972024
The bedroom window lit up in the glow of a simple nightlight. Yes. Between the bushes and the tree leaves she could see bits and pieces of the brown room. Simply furnished, but still enough for the bare necessities (TV, computer with internet access, radio) that it kept him there just enough for her purposes.

A crack of footsteps was followed by a clearly visible outline. Yes yes yes. She then saw him,
fully and clearly as he sat down to another night of typing. Blessed be her fate that his computer was right in front of the window.

He typed, staring intensely at the keyboard as the click-clack of the contraption sounded away through the room. With a sudden sigh, he stopped and stared out of the window. Yesyesyesyesyes.
She could see his face very clearly now, bathed by the Autumn night sky and the full moon. She could even see his eyes. She fanned herself. Yeeeeees. Those green eyes that were....

...staring at her.

Nooooooooooooo.

Georgiana stumbled back and fell down. She whimpered and rubbed her sores. This made her very sad. This was the third stalkee this week that caught her! Ever since her first stalkee tried to marry her, she was forced to move to greener pastures. But all of them ended in the same way, them looking outside to see what this strange lady, dressed as a Southern Belle Beauty of the great high class young blossom girls, was doing blossoming in their bushes.

She had to face it, she was just not a good stalker.

She winced at that revelation, and the pain, and proceeded to leave the premises before the cops came after her again. This made her sooo sad, this stalkee seemed like he had great potential!

She was winced so much she didn't notice the looming figure behind her untill they impacted.

Georgiana fell. "Owuuuu". She blinked again to see the impressive figure, who was still in front of her. She gasped.

The figure looked angry, very angry. But also had a regal air around her like she was used to being respected, known and feared. Georgiana did all three. She had an impressive mane of brown curley hair, and a crown with a spy device attached to it. She wore a velvet dress and a long skirt fit for a queen.

Georgiana gasped, unsure wether to bow in reverence or run away. "Q...Queen Stalkereena!"

"Georgiana!" Said the Queen in an authortative voice. "I need your help!"

Georgiana and Queen Stalkereena posed for the camera. Georgiana was in a dashing position,

saluting with two fingers. Queen Stalkereena dashed the other way with a cocky smile.
TEAMU STALKAA! IKU ZE!!!

OP soundtrack: Breath for Me

"The summer days are coming close to the end of days..."

A shot from the back of Georgiana sitting on the grass, looking at a look and mountain.

"I don't want to live forever, but this heart of mine says eternity"

A close up of Georgiana, smiling humbly.

"Come to me. I want to hear your voice again"

In a magnificantly furnished palace, amist a team of knight and squares, the camera pans forward to the throne.

"Throughout the night, ever so creeping like eternal moments, I see your face again..."

Queen Stalkereena; frowning with an authorotative air.

The title: TEAM STALKER

"BREATH FOR ME!"

A split screen shot of Georgiana and the Queen.

"Living around for the moment!"

A silhouette of both of them, standing back to back.

"LIVE FOR ME!"

A pastel drawing of the road, with Queen Stalkereena's car racing through it.

"My heart is like the wind!"

"Swaying through these sweet days. I remember the friends, and the childhood we had together.

It's great, isn't it, to be filled with the same air as you. For friends are all that we could

ever wish for."

A camera shot of a various cast of characters. Among them: Mrs. Hogginsworth and a slew of random stalkees.

"The eternal night will soon reach it's dawn, I can sense it..."

A picture of dark shadowy figures with evil eyes.

"BREATH FOR ME! Living around for the moment!"

Georgiana up in a tree. She stumbles and falls down, waving her arms frantically while she does.

"LIVE FOR ME! My heart is like the wind!"

Queen Stalkereena takes pictures with her spy cam/crown.

"I swear with my own strenght, I shall change the world!"

The title again, in pastel colors, with a head shot of Queen Stalkereena and Georgiana smiling happily.

To those in the Baskin Robbins that fine afternoon, it was certainly an unusual scene.

Between the little kids and parents, The bored teenagers in trendy boy and girlband clothes, the occasional goths who were just as uniform in their own attire, to the old-but-young-at-heart in white t-shirts and jeans you usually expect to frequent this place, there was these two out of place people. A southern belle and a queen sat at the low, cheap quality, chairs of the area, their dresses flowing all over the floor.

Queen Stalkereena took simple and elegant bites of her parnicles and cream with fot fudge topping. Georgiana ordered the same thing, but couldn't bring herself to eat. Her eyes were fixated on one thing, and not even the Queen's pictures could deter her away.

Georgiana's heart raced. The great queen! Right in front of her! Eating ice cream! This was the ever-so-great dream come true for stalkers everywhere. Queen Stalkereena reigned over all that was stalkerish, and was an expert whom all stalkers of the world emulated and kept shrines too.
There were tales of Queen Stalkereena and the people who sighted her, but they were for the most part fake. Georgiana could boast that she saw the Queen. Oh yes! That'd show the other stalkers for making fun of her (lack of) skills.

"Georgiana!" She said.

"Yes, m'Queen!" Georgiana replied. Her eyes sparkled enough to rival the stars.

"Pay attention," she continued formally. "We have imporant business to attend you."

"Y....yes, M'Queen!"

"Look at these pictures."

When Georgiana did, her usual calm lady temperament popped. She knew the person in the photos,
and wasn't pleased one bit at having to look at that lady. Shower cap on, which she knew didn't mean she just came out of the shower, that strumpet -always- wore the shower cap, podgy and jolly ("like a COW!" Georgiana snickered at her meanness), with a matronly look at her.

Queen Stalkereena wasn't serious. She couldn't be. She....she...... wanted them to stalk....?!

Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

She felt like tearing the napkin in two, but that would be too unseemingly. She said with a whimper, "but...but...why Mrs. Hogginsworth?"

Queen Stalkereena grunted. "Do you question your Queen? If we were in the good old days I could have the stalker guild send you straight to the gullotine! Suffice it to say that it is a mission of the highest priority."

Georgiana squeaked, "...why me?"

Queen Stalkereena eruped in flames. This was not the woman to be tempering with. She grew three fold in sizes and gave Georgiana the evilest of stare. "What did I say about questioning me"
The southern belle ducked under the table, breaking out in a sweat. "S..sorry sorry! My Queen! I have been unfaithful! P...please forgive me!"

As if everyone around them didn't find it odd enough in the first place, they were positively gushing right now. The queen stopped her tantrum just as suddenly as she started. "Right-o, then.
Let us be on our way!"

She walked out without giving a second thought to her companion. Georgiana froze from under the table a bit, but then scampered off, kicking the chair down accidentally, to follow her great queen.

No greener pastures could ever be dreamt of. An area of the most lavish of colors. God's earth,
with His blessed handiwork coming at a glorious artistic landscape for all to enjoy. It was the closest earth would reach to paradise, all the glory of nature. Hilltops and trees underneath the clear sunny sky made it an idealic time from one's childhood.

Children ran through these hills. The wind beneath their feet, the sunshine kissing them, the life-giving mother blessing them with warmth and laughter. Their joys carried over with the echo, and their most delightful playing ran everywhere.

This was her heaven on Earth. She sat under the tree, meditating upon nature's full-yet-subtle glory. What could one ask for more? Laughing children, green grass, a scene from Eden if there ever was one. Reminiscent of the old century, this was a place where time stopped. Where eternity was within your palm, and fears of tommorrow didn't exist. The warm moist beneath her robe, the air made her enter into deeper layers of calm everytime she took in the fragrented air.

"Mrs Hogginsworth! Mrs. Hogginsworth!" One of the children ran up to her. She smiled complacently, taking the child by her hand. "I'm having ever so much fun! Come on Mrs.
Hogginsworth! Come play with us!"

She gave a belly laugh. "Little one, I'm afraid I am far too old to participate in your little games. Do carry on, I'm enjoying myself just through your laughter!"

"Aw, Mrs. Hogginsworth! You're not old!" They both laughed. "OK! OK! I'll tell everyone else!"

As soon as she left, the one called Mrs. Hogginsworth turned her smile upside down. The air,
while naturally exquisite, had a psychic aura which made her suspect the worst.

"An evil wind..." she frowned. "Something is coming, and it isn't pleasant...."

Georgiana jumped up and down with the speed bumps of the road. She was reading a map, or at least, -tried- to read it. "We turn left...ow" her head hit the roof of Queen Stalkereena's car, "and then take the highway.....Ow" again "for around five miles, then we...ooooow"
That speed bump made her slip out of her seatbelt and land head first on the dashboard.

Queen Stalkereena had no such problems. She clutched the steering wheel with an agressive force that was rivaled only by her even more aggressive driving.

From the outside, pedestrians dodged and shreiked left and right as the car speed and swurved down the lane. The usually quiet street was shattered with screeching of tires and shreiks of people who jumped out of the way. The trash cans and other inanimate objects unfortunate enough to be so close to the street weren't spared the car's wrath.

They shook their fists at the mechanical monster which threatened to take their lives. Trying to see the evil behind the machination, all they saw was a black window. It was to be expected, the great stalking Queen would naturally darken her windows so that she may not be recognized!

Georgiana nursed the giant bump on her head. "My...Queen..."

"Do not interupt me while I'm driving!" She said, scowling even more. "It is a very delicate art which requires the uptmost of concentration."

She said nothing while her head kept hitting the roof over and over again. "But......can't you slow down a bit!"

The air turned evil, and started to ignite around the Queen. Georgiana sweatdropped. "F..forget I said anything!"

Another giant seedbump sent her plunging head first underneath the board. Georgiana got up again, crying a river. "This is impossible! I'm here with the totally great Queen and all I can do is being bad at mapreading and and andandIhavetostalksomeoneIhateanddetestandIsuckatstalkingI'mafraidI'llscrewitupandthequeenwillhatemeforeverandandand...."

By then words failed her, only sobs were there.

"Georgiana..." The Queen said, still staring intensely at the road. "Allow me to tell you a story!"

"Once upon a time there was this girl. She decided to join the holy order of stalking, that was back in the days when there were still guilds and a perfectly rigid heirarchy, unlike these atrocious days of democracy and egalitarian stalkings! She was well intended, but needed a lot of work. The guild wouldn't let her join because they thought she was too incompitent.
But did she give up? No! She stalked little by little. She practiced stalking day and night,
focusing intently on the art, and let it become her life. She mastered the skills of listening in, of walking unnoticed, and then of blending with the woods. It was tough, it was back breaking, she thought of going back many times. But you cannot, once the road has been paved,
with all it's hardships, it must be followed on forever.

"So she stalked the villagers of her area. She stalked the animals and hunters in the woods. She stalked whichever squire or noble came to visit them, the house guests in her house, it came to be that she could even stalk her very own parents.

"But the girl was ambitious. Oh no, she wouldn't just return to the guild and be accepted as a lowly member. She wanted it all. Most of all, she wanted revenge. Revenge on those who wouldn't believe in her. She would definately show them all!

"Using the latest technology and all the skill within her. She managed to stalk the great King and Philosopher Aristalker himself! She diligently practiced, noting his activities day and night, and finally beat him at this game.

"As you may have figured out, that girl was me. And after I defeated and overthrew the old king,
my ambitions were fulfilled, and I was the great Queen of all stalking."

Georgiana's eyes brightened. She was sharing a conversation with Queen Stalkereena, a private conversation filled with words of confidence! She 'haaaa'ed innocently at it, her face glowing with excitement. "Are...are you saying that I could be like that someday?"

"No."

Her heart sank. "So what was the point of that story?"

Queen Stalkereena banged her steering wheel. "No talking while I drive!"

Georgiana meditated on those words. Even though the Queen might not have faith in her, a little spark ignited in the shy southern Belle. The spark was like a fairy, it appeared to her in shinning brilliant light (and looked a whole lot like the Queen, except less angry) and told her, believe in yourself....believe in yourself.....

Lost in imagination, beyond the normal world, Georgiana was transported to this magnificent realm. An army of cats, lined one after the other, cheered for her with red and white flags.
Georgiana stood on a pedestal, screaming up into the heavens (which were in a very Menthos-like color of pinkish orange) "I can do it! I shall practice hard! I Can Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!" And laughed greatly as the sun, in sunglasses, appeared and laughed jovially.
The cats all started dancing and squeaking "you can do it! you do can it! G-e-o-r-g-i-a-n-a!"

Ducks swam about the air, and as they queacked a speech bubble with her name appeared on it. The Fairy QueenMother flew about, the strings on her back keeping afloat were clearly visible, and waved her magic wand. "Believe in yourself! Your soul be filled with stalking!"

Penguins dressed as valets came in and offered Georgiana some drinks and snacks while she laughed the hallucination away. She could do it! She'd show the Queen! That strumpet Mrs. Hogginsworth will be sooooooooooo stalked that Stalkereena would be forced to admit Georgiana's strenght!

Back in the real world, Georgiana tried to hide her content by vieling herself with the fan. It was a completely futile attempt. She kept laughing- no, scremaing- in the highest pitch voice of "ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!!!" that she didn't even notice the car stopping.

"We're here!" Queen Stalkereena said. "Get out."

"Ho ho ho ho....ho.....ho....ho...we're......" she put on her most crestfallen face, her eyes were darkened. "...here...."

".....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

She fell to the ground and slithered out from the car, her eyes swelling with tears.

"....and so, the Prince and Princess lived happily ever after." All the children cheered for Mrs. Hogginsworth circle. She closed the book and said. "Remember boys and girls, to always believe in love, and the many bliss the one true Prince or Princess can bring for you. There is a true love for every young boy and girls' heart."

They all cheered again and dispered from the circle they formed again. Mrs. Hogginsworth sighed deeply from satisfaction. The wings of the future, the doves of peace which shall make the world a better place, she loved to be with the simple and joyful innocence of youth. It made her feel on top of the world.

She leaned on the tree and started knitting. She would make the most delightful of sweaters for the little ones to keep them warm and toasty in those bitter winter days. Whenever she ran out of inspiration she would just smell the bed of roses next to her. The glory of nature was enough to fill her spirit with enough creativity to carry on.

Mrs. Hogginsworth may not have had an impressive title, nor much material posessions, but she was Queen of the World in these hills.

"Grrrr!" Georgiana tried to be intimidating. This being Georgiana, it made her look like a kitten. She and Queen Stalkereena stood a few acres away, looking at her through their binoculars. "I hate her! I hate hate hate hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate her!! Eeeek! Oh my Goodness, just looking at her makes me wanna....scream!!"

Georgiana skulked about, jumping from place to place, even climbing on top of the tree (scaring the bird there). Twice. The Queen just stood in front of the tree, heroically, unafraid of being caught. Two mechanical hands reached down from her crowns, giving her the ultra-speed-light-sound-sensetive binoculars.

They both saw the quanit Mrs. Hogginsworth. Matronly and delightfully complacent. The first shot of her they saw her fully, knitting the pink wool sweater. Queen Stalkereena fixed the vision closer. The profile of Mrs. Hogginsworth ageing motherly face was clearly into view.

"Perfect," she grinned predatorially.

SNAP

Picture one.

"Another one."

Snap.

"That's it."

Snap. Snap. Snap.

"Just oooone more."

Snap.

"That's suffice," she grinned with a self-satisfied smug. "Georgiana! It's yout turn now!"

"Wha wha wha?" While she was talking, Georgiana was too busy waving her arms around and skipping for heaven knows what reasons. "Oh right!"

She stood up with a determined look in her face. Georgiana clenched a fist and started off with her battle cry "aaaaaaaah..........!"

She jumped in the air. From seemingly nowhere, she grabbed a giant old-fashioned camera and placed it on the ground. "Ah am Georgiana! And in the name of the the great ones, Aristalker, Heraseeu and of course Queen Stalkereena, I SHALL STALK YOU!!!"

She posed to the background of a giant kitty.

Queen Stalkereena was not impressed. "Just...take the picture."

"Yes!!" Georgiana chirped. "Now, you horrid Mrs. Hogginsworth. Smile for the birdie!"

Out of the camera's contraption a bird came out. Unlike the other cameras in which the bird made no sound, Georgiana's device was 'special'. It sqwaked. Loudly. And the bulb of the film made it look like lightning struck from a five mile radius.

Queen Stalkereena slapped her forehead. "You are SO lucky they didn't catch us..."

She spoke too soon. A little child cried out to the rest of it's peers, and came running towards the stalking duo.

Georgiana gulped. She tried to run away. Her feet ran, her armed waved about, but only one thing was missing from her run. Physical motion. It took her time to realize Queen Stalkereena was grabbing her by the collar. She let up and sat down. The Queen said, "too late, they already spotted us, might as well take the cake."

The southern belle sobbed. She had let her queen down! All those ducks, kitties and penguins in her mind all looked downfallen and cried a river which drowned her imaginary world. As if that wasn't bad enough, THE woman was here!

"Hell there," Mrs. Hogginsowrth said.

"Evening," replied Queen Stalkereena with an informal tone. Georgiana had to repress her anger.

"You folks enjoying yourselves?"

"Very much, thank you. It's a very lovely place."

The smiling Mrs. Hogginsworth turned to the seething Georgiana. "And you? How are you doing, little one?"

"Bite me!" Georgiana snapped with a strenght that even surprised her.

The Mrs in shower cap kept her smile. "Oh my! You're a feisty one, aren't you?"

"And you're a COW, aren't you?" Georgiana felt something inside of her. Not fairies She felt so empowered right there and then, she could tell her anything. Oh yes!

All the children gasped. Mrs. Hogginsworth turned to Queen Stalkereena, "your sister sure has a temper, doesn't she?"

"Shut up! You...you" oh yes indeed, Georgiana was gonna 'go there'!. "You HAND SLUT!!"

The children gasped even louder, two broke into wails. The place suddenly turned silent, as if the whole atmosphere was sucked away. Georgiana quickly regreted her sudden burst of courage.

Though Mrs. Hogginsworth kept smiling, it didn't take a particularly aware person to realize something was definately wrong. She became like a black hole, everything sucked into her intense soul. Things were very, very, bleak.

"That's not what a proper girl should say," Mrs. Hogginsworth was deathly calm. "You need...."

She let out blue streaks of aura. The earth moaned in an inhuman manner, the winds shreiked, and the children ran away. Mrs. Hogginsworth was filled with the most evil of energies. Her showercap turned into a half-skull, her dress was now in leather, and machine gun ammo was strapped on both her sides. Her eyes and jagged teeth had the bloodlust of the bersarc Viking warrior, and the very same intent to kill.

Her voice howled like the devil himself "....proper discipline!!!"

The vision of heaven soon turned to hell. Random explosions ignited everywhere. The clear sky turned blood red, and the grass and trees were uprooted and replaced by an oppressing wasteland.

Mrs. Hogginsworth used her machine gun blindly. She laughed maniacally and continued her deathlust.

Georgiana ran away, dodging machine gun bullets and nuclear bombs. While Queen Stalkereena was running too, but did so in her same calm and composed manner. Georgiana had none of that bravado, she screamed and welped and stumbled every other step.

"Quick, get in the car," said Queen Stalkereena. No sooner had she opened the door did it burn to his frame.

"She has a flame thrower!" Georgiana said weakly. "She. Has. A....flame thrower!"

Sure enough, the Mrs. Hogginsworth demon appeared from over the hills, brandishing a fifteen foot flame thrower with fire that could make a volcano look like a match.

"There's a cabin over there!" Queen Stalkereena said, barely audible over the shreiks of laughter and sounds of fire. "Let's hide."

Georgiana slammed shut the cabin door behind her. This was too horrific, she felt like there was no escape. She knew that hand slut was evil, no matter what they kept telling her. Now she had to pay for that knowledge with her soul!

She clutched herself and hid in the corner, sobbing. "All I wanted was to stalk people! Is that so bad? I wanted to be great like you, Queen! You were always my greatest hero, I wanted to be a stalker too. And now....and now.....first I couldn't stalk well, and now this hell-demon is out to eat me!" She cried. "What did I do to deserve this?!?!?!"

The Queen did something unexpected. She stood in front of Georgiana and....smiled. Not a cocky smile or a grimace, but an actual, tender smile. "Now now, don't be afraid," she looked exactly like the fairy in her imagination, "I've been through worst situations."

Georgiana wiped away her tears. "R....really?"

Stalkereena's face turned back to it's angry form. "No."

"Aaaaaaaah!" Georgiana cried. "Stop saying that! You keep bringing me high up just to throw me like a bungee jump without the cords and and...."

"Hush!" Stalkereena said. She pointed to the glass of water conveniently on the table. "Observe."

They stood closer to the water. Subtly did it move. It shuddered under massive weight of some inhuman behemoth. It was to the point of breaking when the sounds were deafening.

They stood completely still, even Georgiana's heart felt like it had stopped beating. But it was useless. The ground cracked. To their horrors, the cabin started moving. It was being lifted. And the culprit, Mrs. Hogginsworth, bellowed a much more hollow laugh.

Whatever trees were left now crashed underneath the impact of the cabin. She kept chasing them. It didn't take long for the two ladies to get away. Whatever be her strenght, she made up for it in speed. And the little ones, who looked smaller and smaller at Mrs. Hogginsworth's increasingly expanding frame.

It was only a matter of time before she was out of sight. Hopefully, out of sight meant out of mind. The duo stopped to catch their breath, slow down their hearts, and regain the ten years that was shaved off from the fright.

No rest for the wicked, or the stalker. Queen Stalkereena was the first to pick up the sound. It was like a far away sonic boom which got increasingly closer. Georgiana shreiked and pointed to the sky.

It was Mrs. Hogginsworth. She had returned back to her normal form. Except her skin had turned an ugly frog-green, and an unsightly mole appeared on her much longer nose. She laughed wickedly as she swooped at them with her broom.

"Ehehehehehehehe! Come to me my pretties!!!!"

Queen Stalkereena scanned the area around her. One undestroyed by nuclear holocaust. She looked below the steep hill and smiled. She signalled to Georgiana to follow her. They ran towards the farm down, but were too slow for Mrs. Hogginsowrth's flying broom. She swiped for them, but the duo had fortunately dodged just in time.

Regaining composure and balance, they slid down the hill. The witch still had to regain alttitude to swoop back at them, giving them the time advantage.

Queen Stalkereena recited her plan to Georgiana. They climbed on top of the fence of the particular farm, no easy task in their dressed, and waved tauntingly to the Hogginsworth witch.

She screeched and dove towards them. Fortunately her evil wasn't equipped with smartness, she had yet to catch up on their plan. For all she knew in that horrible gleam in her eye, there were fresh bones to make her brew once again.

"Eeeeeeeeeeheheeheheheh!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehheeeeeeeee!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

The laws of physics betrayed her. Queen Stalkereena and Georgiana ducked out of the way just in time for for Mrs. Hogginsworth to see exactly what she was about to impact with: a giant cow, oblivious to what was about to hit it.

The cow's eyes grew threefold as it found it wasn't eating grass anymore, but was flying in the air.

---------Somewhere else--------

"We are the children of heaven and earth! All of us," the cult leader, distinguished by his flowing white robes. "Are all connected to the giant Mind-sky. Let us adore His magnificence by honoring the earth, and making it peaceful and loveable for all."

The cult members, in their blue business suit, clapped and cheered for their great leader. He was so magnifcent and wise! They all worshipped the giant Mind-sky in all his manifestations, the table and the chair, and bathed themselves in the holy rivers of the park.

The great and charismatic leader pointed to the sky in happiness. "Look!" No sooner had he said it, it started raining white stuff. "It's divine ambrosia for us!"

One of the members wiped it from his cheeks and took a whiff in the air. "I'm pretty sure it's milk."

"HERETIC!!!"

Someone told took out a few glasses and chocolate syrup from her pocket. "Milk shake, anyone?"

Georgiana ran to and fro frantically. Without the car, they were forced to walk back home, leaving a gaggle of onlookers to wonder exactly what happened to the green pastures the kids loved to play in, and who was that mysterious person lying dizzy on the ground.

"Oh my goodness oh my goodnesss OH MY GODDNESS!" She yelled, waving her arms around. "Queen Stalkers forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me! I am so weak! I am so bad! I must be punished, yes yes yes yes yes." She apologized so fast it broke the speed of sound. "Sorry!"

Queen Stalkereena stopped, "did we fail?"

Georgiana looked puzzled. "Huh?"

She said, "we escaped. Mrs. Hogginsworth will have no memory of us when she comes to, and we have the pictures, did we really fail?"

Georgiana looked at the ground, "I...."

The Queen placed her hand on Georgiana's shoulder and smiled. "You did good. Very good. It was a lot of pressure for a beginner to handle, but you managed to do exactly as I say and we made it. This was a great lesson for you. I am so proud of you, my student. You have a quality in you that even the best of stalkers cannot posses. Your innocence! Your youthful enthusiasm and zest! This is a realization that stalking doesn't come from attitude or high gadgets, but from the heart. This is what will make you some day the best of stalkers."

Georgiana was in cloud nine. "R....really?"

Queen Stalkereena breathed fire. "NO!!!!"

The empty highway was filled with the tortured cries of the southern belle who would be stalker.

A dark sky filled with stars and a full moon. Queen Stalkereena and Georgiana sit down and stare into the lake.

Closing Theme: Zodiac Love Love.

"Your eyes are my stars Your smile are like my sky Say, can we ever regain the childhood dreams?
To be astronauts I shall fly to the moon And swim in the stars To be within your arms one more"

Queen Stalkereena stands up and a shooting star appears.

"Will Aries be in your heart?
Taurus entering your mind?
Will your soul be filled with me, reminded of Gemini?
Cancer and Leo and Virgo, they all sing poetry about our love.
The eternal romance of the sky In you and me But, darling, there is no milky way that seperates us!"

Georgiana stands up too.

"Sing for festivities Dance for greatness Conquer the world with your smile But darling Please save the night to watch the stars with me Your eternal zodiac love"

The final note of the piano strikes as the same mug shot of Queen Stalkereena and Georgiana from the opening appears.

Georgiana Overvoice "NEKUSUTU ON TEEMU STAKAA!!"

Georgiana: Are you serious?! Wheeeee!!

A red silhouette of Queen Stalkereena

Queen Stalkereena: We shall have to find it before it's too late

Random shot of the city

Random kid: Aaaah! That's so great!

A shot of a random average looking boy in high school uniform staring at something with shock

Georgiana: Eeeeee!!!!! That's great!!

Queen Stalkereena dances embarssedly with a fruit hat on her head, while Georgiana in the back stuffs her face with cake.

Georgiana overvoice: Action! Adventure! And........romance?!

Georgiana staring into something, she looks sad and her eyes are watering.

Georgiana overvoice: Breath for me again! Next time on Teemu Stakaa!



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