The air was oppressively humid, the atmosphere simply oppressive. Though it was sunshine outside, and the noise of the cicada assailed every direction, the court was darkened and silent. Sitting in front, Georgiana was filled with utter horror. The judge banged her gavel twice and Georgiana broke into a sweat. She frantically looked left and right, turned to her lawyer. The penguin, with breifcase and small hat, shrugged at his client's panic.

The judge, Queen Stalkereena in wig, said, "Does the defendant have anything to say in her defense?!"

Georgiana made a mad dash to the floor and got on her knees. "I throw myself at the mercy of the court!!!"

Judge Stalkereena glanced at the little girl named Mercy in front of her. The little girl in pink clothes and pig tails shook her head and gave a thumbs down sign. "Very well then, do you rest your case?"

Georgiana watched her lawyer plunk his suitcase on the table, open it, then jump inside it. A giant sweatdrop formed over the back of her head when she realized the Penguin was fast asleep inside his case.

"Georgiana," the oppresively large Stalkereena said. "I have no choice but to see you guilty!"

She was sucked into a black hole, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A penguin in priestly collar dragged Georgiana down a long corridor, filled with clones dressed as show-girls doing the can-can in the background. Georgiana screamed all the way.

"I'm innocent I didn't do it no no you can't do it I've been framed please listen to me I've been framed I'm innocent I didn't do such a thing no no no no no I've been framed!!!"

Her cries were futile, the priestly penguin slammed the book shut and opened the door at the end of the corridor. A trembling Georgiana hesitantly entered into the darkness of the room. She looked around, her whimpers echoed inside, and cried out for help.

She screamed as she turned to her left. But it was too late to run. Before she knew it, a pie hit her face.

"NO!" Georgiana popped up from bed, her silk sheets firmly within her hands. She trembled for a bit, then sighed. "Oh my! Just a dream!"

From the other room, a familiar Queenly voice called out, "GEORGIANA!!!!!!!!!"

"Eeek!" She fell down, covers on her face. Georgiana struggled the sheets away from her, afraid of the queen's wrath if she was late, and dashed downstairs.

TEEMU STAKAA! IKUZE!!

OP soundtrack: Breath for Me

"The summer days are coming close to the end of days..."

A shot from the back of Georgiana sitting on the grass, looking at a look and mountain.

"I don't want to live forever, but this heart of mine says eternity"

A close up of Georgiana, smiling humbly.

"Come to me. I want to hear your voice again"

In a magnificantly furnished palace, amist a team of knight and squares, the camera pans forward to the throne.

"Throughout the night, ever so creeping like eternal moments, I see your face again..."

Queen Stalkereena; frowning with an authorotative air.

The title: TEAM STALKER

"BREATH FOR ME!"

A split screen shot of Georgiana and the Queen.

"Living around for the moment!"

A silhouette of both of them, standing back to back.

"LIVE FOR ME!"

A pastel drawing of the road, with Queen Stalkereena's car racing through it.

"My heart is like the wind!"

"Swaying through these sweet days. I remember the friends, and the childhood we had together. It's great, isn't it, to be filled with the same air as you. For friends are all that we could ever wish for."

A camera shot of a various cast of characters. Among them: Mrs. Hogginsworth and a slew of random stalkees.

"The eternal night will soon reach it's dawn, I can sense it..."

A picture of dark shadowy figures with evil eyes.

"BREATH FOR ME! Living around for the moment!"

Georgiana up in a tree. She stumbles and falls down, waving her arms frantically while she does.

"LIVE FOR ME! My heart is like the wind!"

Queen Stalkereena takes pictures with her spy cam/crown.

"I swear with my own strenght, I shall change the world!"

The title again, in pastel colors, with a head shot of Queen Stalkereena and Georgiana smiling happily.

Trumpets announced the descent of Georgiana. She majestically floated from the exquisite staircase, sparkling like a fairytale princess. All the penguins and carrot-men dressed in old fashioned wigs awed at the gracefulness of their princess.

"Oh ho ho," she fanned herself. " 'Tis a beautiful morn, is it not?"

"Oh, indeed indeed!" They all agreed.

"Ho ho," she laughed again. "The birds are singing their heavenly refrain, the sun is shining it's benevolent rays on our bright little world. Things are so sublimely different yet always returning to their beautiful source. The circle of life begins once again..."

She cast off her robes to reveal a party outfit. "THE PERFECT TIME TO CONGA!!!!!!"

Which they did. All the penguins and carrot-men in wigs followed Georgiana in line. The loud latino music blaring around the house, causing Queen Stalkereena in the other room to furrow her eyebrows even deeper than before, her teeth turning to fangs, as she snapped the fan in her hands in two.

Morning person she was not. Her hair was completely dishelved, her face a scary mixture of green and black, and that scowl that caused an innocent birdie to turn to stone when he made the fatal mistake of peering into the window and gazing into her eyes.

She burst into the other room. Her voice was unnaturally hollow when it echoed through the place, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"

Georgiana remained motionless. Being face to face with those red eyes, greenish skin, and unholy aura, she only had one reaction.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ohmygoodnessohmygoodness my house is possessed by a demon!!!!!!!"

Though it was bright and sunny all through the neighbourhood, Georgiana's house was conveniently surrounded by a heavy fog and dark patch. She pushed the reluctant priest to the gate, the lamplight shining upon him. "I-i-i-i-t's in there!" She squealed. "Ohmygoodness it was so scary and hideous! Can you get rid of it pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease????"

The priest straightened his collar and placed the holy water under his arm. He fixed his eyes with determination on the source of all evil lying inside the house.

He walked in, Georgiana throwing roses and confetti to honor the brave soul. She waited as he entered inside the house. There was silence at first, then followed by a whimper, which soon turned into a bang.

"Such an unholy terror..." She heard the priest yell from inside the house. "It cannot be quelled! Temptations so high beyond the knowledge of mankind five by five unforseen treasures beyond the mountains of R'yleah!!! IT WILL DEVOUR US ALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He ran out. Queen Stalkereena followed him soon after, stopping in front of Georgiana and tugging her by the ear. "Enough of this nonsense, come inside right now!!!"

"owowowowowowoowoooooooooooooooow"

In the bathroom Georgiana was washing her face. She splashed the water on her, gave a large "aaaaah!" and smiled at the mirror.

"My name is Georgiana."

She skipped downstairs, this time without the benefit of her trusty penguin and carrot-men. She always wondered where they got those wigs. Instead of them, Queen Stalkereena was scowling at the bottom of the stairs. But it was a good scowl! Or at least, a non-rage scowl! Georgiana was starting to pick up the Queen's scowl-language.

"I don't know what happened. I mean I mean, oooo, you never expect these things to happen to you. Some people win the lottery and are all, yaaaay, and others are just happy finding a quarter on the street. But why am I talking about money? Oh well, now I feel like buying a ticket. What're my favorite numbers again?"

Queen Stalkereena yelled, "If you are going to do a soliloqy, do it right!!"

"Huuuuunh? Oh oh oh oh oh, right. Do it right! I guess I turned left there didn't I? Hahahahaha!!"

The queen shook her head and sighed. "I don't know why I even bother."

"It started sooooooooo long ago I can't even remember who was my first target. All I really wanted to do was meet people, but I always froze and squealed away when they'd come at me. Oh how I was so sad. So I did what any normal person would do- start stalking!"

Flashback to a younger Georgiana hiding behind the bushes, observing an average, non-descript high school boy walking down the street. He turned back to see if anyone was there, shrugged it off as his imagination, and walked away. Georgiana stayed hidden behind the bushes, trying to regain her breath. This would be waaay harder than she expected.

"Yeah! Him! He was my first target. I think I liked him, but ooooo who remembers anymore?"

The conductor- a penguin in a tuxedo- tapped the podium twice, queing the rest of the penguin orchestra to begin their sad violin and flute music as Georgiana went further into reminiscence.

She sat in the rain, the drops mixing with her tears, as she started down sadly. "I..I didn't mean for this to happen," she whimpered. "Ooo it's all my fault. I was so careless and naive, and now this has happened."

She stood up, clutching the corpse close to her. Georgiana stared at the sky with deep regret. "I swear with all my might that I shall change my ways and the world so that it never happens again. No girl should suffer..."

She nursed the empty red bag "...dropping a bag of skittles!!"

Screeching halt of the symphony. "Wait...that's not how it happened. Or was it? I think it might've been a bag of chips..."

Back in the present Stalkereena briefed Georgiana on their latest mission while they drove to their next target. She was still wandering in her memories to completely understand what the Queen was saying, but she managed to catch a few words as they almost had a near death experiences with the Queen's driving.

They stopped by an inconspicous looking building. Stalkereena looked at the place intently, while Georgiana was giggling as she drew doodles in the air with her finger. "It is time," Queen Stalkereena said. "Are you ready?"

"Wheeeee! It's an air bunny!" Georgiana squealed.

Stalkereena took one of Georgiana's fans to hit her with it. "Stop! Ruining! My! Dramatic! Moments!"

"Owowowowowowwwwwww!!!!" The victim jumped out of the car. "What is iiiiiiit? Why is this so assignment so speciaaaaal? We've been doing silly little stalking all week and nothing bad happened and..."

She stood motionless as she saw exactly what the Queen was talking about.

Average looking boy, nothing suspicous looking about him, walking into the building with a guitar case. Nothing suspicious for the normal onlooker, that is, but for Georgiana it was quite different.

"It...it...IT'S HIM!!!!" She fell to the ground.

The queen stood over her. "Let's go"

Georgiana grabbed her by the bottom of her dress. "But but but but...it's HIM! The skittles guy! Or or or...yeah, him! HIM!! I can't do it I can't I can't I can't..."

The penguin orchestra returned, but this time dressed in traditional Japanese garments, playing something out of a kabuki play.

Queen Stalkereena clutched to her non-existant sword and spoke in a low five times deeper than humanely possible. "You have gone far the form, it is true, BUT! That is not all there is to the Way of Stalking."

She sat down and sipped tea, while three Kangeroos in kimonos did a fan dance behind her. "The Way of Stalking shows no mercy for the Way of the Heart. They are incompatible! Supress all emotions, and you will see with true clarity your object."

Georgiana also sat down, and ate sushi. "I understand. It isn't enough that I can hide behind the bushes, for I am also hiding from my emotions."

"That is correct!" The Queen stood again and started singing her next words on a kareoke machine.
"For this to succeed you must be as firm as the mountains and as swift as the wind. Heaven and earth are eternal for they have no emotions, and thus, I have brought you, my student, to face your ultimate challenge! Can you stare into the depths of the raging sea and remain motionless?"

Georgiana, surrounded by a dozen ko-gals, squealed and gave a peace sign. "WE SHALL SUCCEED, OH GREAT STALKEREENA! WE SHALL SUCCEED!!!!"

A koala tailor came to present the Queen with her schoolgirl uniform for her next monologue, but she angrily slapped him away. "Good, now that that's over with, let's GO"

The poor girl, befret of her sushi and ko gal squad, dropped to the ground again.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Last time I saw him it was four...." Georgiana explained while running up the stairs behind the queen. "...months ago. I don't think I can see him again, there is too much history."

"Since that time, he's joined a band and they now perform in these little coffee shops and restaurants every so often. He's the lead guitarist..."

"...which means he already has enough stalkers!" Georgiana beamed. "Which means we don't have to do this! Stalking is one thing but an overexposure of stalkers well well that's just rude!!"

A famous ear grab and tug convinced Georgiana otherwise. "Oowowowow okay okaaaaay."

"Now, to the dressing room."

On stage, generic average boy went through his normal motions, plugging in his guitar and checking all the equipment are all right. But something inside of him wasn't as it usually was.

And even his four band members could see that.

"You alright man?" The singer said.

"Yeah, fine..." But he felt a tightness clutching around his chest, and a very uneasy feeling.

"These strange things I'm feeling," he thought. "It's like...four months ago...yeah...just like that time I..."

BURP.

"Oh right," he jolted back to normal. "That was the last time I had four cheese burgers with a root beer. Uuugh, now why in the world did I do -that- again..."

"This is just TERRIFIC."

The small dressing room felt the burn of Stalkereena's wrath. With nowhere to hide, Georgiana had to appeal to the queen's sanity. "But but but...they're not so bad!"

"Not so bad!" Queen Stalkereena blasted. "These these...rags!! I said we needed clothes to be undercover as dancers, but these are just ridiculous! What kind of cheap, mindless WHORE would wear these..these...strings on wool!"

Out of the corner, Christina Aguielera started misting up. Not having the strenght to fight back the insult, she ran away in tears. A hundred or so guys popped out of nowhere to grab a good shot of the girl running.

"Now we don't even have anything to go undercover as eeeeeeeeee," Georgiana looked at her partner. "But wait wait! I do have something!"

The elder woman sighed. "I guess it'll have to do."

"I regret those words." She's been with this little girl to understand her eccentricities, but for one moment of naivity she actual thought Georgiana could come through. Now, Queen Stalkereena, dressed up as the woman from the chikita banana commercial, with fruit hat and everything, knew there was no hope for that girl.

"It's not so baaaaad," Georgiana did a quick cha cha. "Come oooon, we'd fit right in."

"Fit right in? This is a rock and roll band, not some Jamaican happy dance time festival!"

"But but oooo..."

"Never mind!" The Queen chimed in, "we're on!"

The announcer filled with coffee shop. "And noooooooooooow! Ladies and gentlemen, presenting for your enjoyment- generic boyband number 489!!"

".....oooooo. CAKE!!!" Too late, Georgiana was already distracted as the show was about to start.

They sung generically. The music was average, the dancers were the usual. Except for the lone and really embarassed Queen dressed in flamboyant clothes and a fruit hat, trying to dance to the rock-pop tunes and not drop any accessories.

Georgiana was still in cloud nine though, oblivious to everything else. She just kept stuffing her face for the chocolate cake. Three or so plastic fruits flew towards her head, but it was only the fourth that snapped her back to reality. "Oh? Huh? Oh oh oh right!!!" She took out her giant old fashioned camera. "IN THE NAME OF STALKING, I TAKE YOUR PICTURE!!!!"

FLASH

FLASH

ANOTHER FLASH

The band were confused, but the audience just erupted in cheers, finding these new found special effects lights a great effect to dance to.

The drummer stopped, he turned back to see Georgiana with all her equipment. "What the..." he innocently approached the confused and distraught girl.

"EEEEEK! I'M CAUGHT! OH NOOOOOO!!!!" He extended a hand to touch her. In a panic she took another

picture just as he was standing next to her. He screamed as the flash exploded in front of his eyes, and wandered around in blind confusion untill he fell off the stage.

The stage dancers stopped in their track, but before they could caught glimpse of the picture taking culpruit, Queen Stalkereena flashed a camera in front of their eyes, temporarily blinding them too.

"Oh my GOD!" The bassist said, horrified. "She...she's TAKING PICTURES!"

It was too late for the poor soul, as the confused Georgiana caught him in her blinding flash too. The singer soon followed suit to investigate all the chaos and was caught in the fire too.

Dancers, band members, all of them felt the fury of Georgiana and Queen Stalkereena's flash film.

Only the average non-descript boy was left with a guitar solo, unknowing of the carnage that was surrounding him.

He finished his solo with loud cheers following him. It was only when the euphoria of his success waned that he noticed all the other people on stage, moaning and rubbing their eyes.

The boy turned behind him and caught glimpse of the darkly beautiful belle, Georgiana, who stared

at him with melancholic eyes. "You..." he said. But she had already walked away.

"The heart of a woman is fickle..." lamented Georgiana as she walked away. The penguin orchestra rushed to catch up with the monologue with a violin solo. "I had feeling for you so long ago, but now I can see they are gone."

Before he could even register what happened, she took a picture of the boy.

"I guess I'm just tired of being alone. These tragedies make up life, and I have to accept that. Is there any way to escape this miserable cycle of love and hate, find and loss? I do not know. All I know is that my sadness and loneliness was briefly forgotten for that one, beautiful, ethereal moment."

She craddled a crumpled bag of chips, half it's content fallen on the ground. "Thank you, chips,
for giving me some yummylicious salty and vinagery taste for such a fleeting moment!"

Closing Theme: Zodiac Love Love.

"Your eyes are my stars Your smile are like my sky Say, can we ever regain the childhood dreams?
To be astronauts I shall fly to the moon And swim in the stars To be within your arms one more"

Queen Stalkereena stands up and a shooting star appears.

"Will Aries be in your heart?
Taurus entering your mind?
Will your soul be filled with me, reminded of Gemini?
Cancer and Leo and Virgo, they all sing poetry about our love.
The eternal romance of the sky In you and me But, darling, there is no milky way that seperates us!"

Georgiana stands up too.

"Sing for festivities Dance for greatness Conquer the world with your smile But darling Please save the night to watch the stars with me Your eternal zodiac love"

The final note of the piano strikes as the same mug shot of Queen Stalkereena and Georgiana from

the opening appears.

Georgiana Overvoice "NEKUSUTU ON TEEMU STAKAA!!"

"Are you serious?"

A red silhouette of Queen Stalkereena

"I think we're in for it now"

Random shot of the city

Two omonious figures laugh as they meanincly sneer at the fallen Georgiana.

"We're the new winners in town, you're through!"

Georgiana overvoice: Action! Adventure! And........romance?!

Queen Stalkereena riding an elephant dressed in safari clothes, while Georgiana debates with a robot.

Georgiana overvoice: Breath for me again! Next time on Teemu Stakaa!