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Author: Olliegami
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Published: 08-12-05 - Updated: 04-18-06 - id:1983953

(Well! My 'Romance' Novel has turned into a Romance/Action novel, with the intent of including a few faces from the JA rooms. I hope you guys don't mind! If I've not included you, and you want to be included, say so. If you CAN, give me an idea of how you want to enter the story, etc. I'm just writing this for amusement, and a bit of a challenge to my Leet writing skills. It should be pretty amusing, and hopefully, I'll be able to slide in a few in jokes here and there. If you don't like something. Mention it. I do not OWN these characters. They own themselves. XD. Enjoy.)

Chapter One

Serena was shoved up against the wall by a pair of soft hands, and a pair of possibly softer lips against hers in a gentler way. She could feel a lump against her back. Her 'attacker' hadn't managed to position her well enough so that she'd be comfortable. She supposed that didn't really matter though, one of those hands was wandering up the thin shirt she wore, and she wasn't entirely sure she would be wearing it for much longer.

The doorbell rang.

"Dang." Came a heavy breath from Serena. Her cheeks were slightly flushed, and her hair was kinda scruffy where she'd brushed up against the wall. Kerry smirked, licking her lips gently, and pushing Serena back against the wall with a gentle hand against her stomach.

"I'll get it..." Pulling her top down slightly, she stalked over to the door, swinging it open and leaning against the side, staring at the character outside. Kerry had never seen this guy before, but was sure she’d seen him somewhere. “Hello?” she muttered, looking over at Rena who was adjusting her hair.

“Hi. Uh. It’s Rob.” Muttered the boy behind the door. Kerry squealed, launching herself at him and hugging him tightly. Rob blinked rapidly, letting his arms stay fallen by his sides. “Uh. Yeah.” He stuttered. Rena had made her way over to the door.

“Hmn. Rob. Come in.” Kerry stepped back and eyed Rena, remembering how close up they’d been a minute ago. In all honesty, she wasn’t sure exactly how she’d got here. The house they were in was huge, like a mansion. Rena smiled and Rob inclined his head slightly. Rena had never believed that Rob was actually Inuyasha.

“Hi.” Rob muttered again, rubbing his eyes gently. It seemed he was as disorientated as Rena was. “This your house?” he added. Rena looked around, blinked and shook her head.

“I have no idea.” All three of them looked puzzled for a while, and Kerry closed the door behind them. No sooner had she done so, than the doorbell rang again. Frowning, Kerry opened the door again. Ollie stood before them. Eyes wide.

“Wtf?” She muttered quietly. Again a squeal escaped Kerry and she leapt over to hug Ollie. Rena jumped over to hug them both, and behind them Rob shook his head with a grunt. Was this house JA1? Who else was going to turn up on the doorstep? After mandatory hugs and licks, Ollie wandered into the house, nibbling a skittle. Rob stared at the skittle nibbling for a while, before Rena broke the silence.

“So, Anyone have any idea what’s going on then?” She asked. Rob looked up, tapping his chin. He fell to the floor, kneeling quietly, and slid his arm into his Haori. His eyes had closed, and a giggle escaped the girls. Opening an eye to glare at them, he huffed and ignored it.

“This is JA1.” He declared bluntly. His eyes opened and he eyed the door curiously, ears twitching a bit. “Don’t open it…” He muttered, all too late. Kerry had opened the door, and Jak walked in, squealing and sliding over to Rob. Their arms linked, Rob whined lightly.

“Inuchaaaaan.” He called, everyone giggled again, and Kerry closed the door, watching carefully, someone knocked. It was Becky now. Her eyes fell on Rob, with Jak cuddled up to him. Blue rage seared through her. Jumping at Jak the two wrestled for a good while. Taking his change, Rob jumped up onto the chandelier above everyone. With their attention diverted, a few other characters wandered into the room. Chris, Chell, Darren, Liz, and Travis.

Before long everyone was beginning to converse. Chell had planted herself beside Ollie, Rena and Kerry were advancing closer to a secluded corner, Travis was singing away to some songs on his iPod, Rob sat in between Becky and Jak who were arguing over when they would have Rob. He guessed he didn’t have a say in the whole affair. Darren was stood beside Liz who both blinked at Rena and Kerry, and Chris had his teeth in a sandwich.

Kerry was leaning in to kiss Rena gently, when suddenly Rob growled, pushing Jak and Becky aside gently.

“WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?” he yelled. Everyone stopped and Kerry pouted again. She wanted Rena for herself. All attention besides Kerry’s had turned on Rob, and he felt his cheeks redden slightly. Ollie bounded over, pulling at his cheek gently.

“You’s gone red, Robby.” She sparkled. A grunt escaped him, and he pushed a hand to her one-foot tall frame, pushing her back slightly so she slid away from him. Darren watched, pouting as Chell picked Ollie up.

“This must be JA1 then?” Darren stated. Everyone turned to look at him and raised an eyebrow. “Well. It has to be. We’re all here, and look…” He pointed to one of the walls, where what they were saying was scrolling down. Chris tipped his head.

“Newbie!” He muttered, pointing to a huge line that read. “SEX ON CAM” A shudder ran through everyone’s body and Darren walked over to a small computer screen, and iggied the offender. He frowned slightly, as the chat program shut down, and a pop up flashed on the screen.

“Microsoft Warning: The Internet is Dead.” He stared it for a while, repeating the message to the others. He clicked okay, and another screen came up after. “Would you like to send an error report?” Staring, he looked back at everyone, before clicking Yes. The computer whirred in the silence of the room, and a ‘Ding’ echoed.

“Microsoft can do nothing. The Internet is dead. Find it.” As he relayed the message, everyone in the room gasped. A little whine escaped Becky, and she got up to try and open the door. The handle wouldn’t budge. A pop up appeared on the door. “Find the Internet.” She fell back silently, whining loudly. “Nooooooooo.”

Rob slid over, looking around slowly, before curling an arm around Becky in an attempt to console her. She flung herself at him, and he fell back slightly. Jak growled behind them. Darren sighed, walking away from the computer and stopped dead in his tracks as he saw what Kerry was doing to Rena. Coughing hard, Rena pushed her away slightly, much to Kerry’s distaste.

“Okay. So the Internet is dead. It must be our quest to… find it.” He stared at everyone. It sounded quite weird to be honest. If the Internet died it must have meant that some massive server had gone down. All servers in the world must have died.

Ollie yawned, and Darren suddenly realised they were about to have a problem. Time difference. He turned to look at the computer clock, which Read 3.43AM. He eyed Ollie again. “What’s the time?” he muttered, she blinked a few times, looked down at her watch and went wide-eyed.

“3.43” She replied quietly, moving to settle on Chris’ lap, closing her eyes. Everyone stared for a while. This was getting weirder and weirder. With Ollie fast asleep, everyone around her looked up at Darren.

“What now?” Chris asked, scooping Ollie into his arms and standing. How on earth were they supposed to find the Internet? Darren looked around them, and turned to Rena and Kerry.

“Have you been in any of the other rooms?” He asked, both of them shook their heads and watched as Darren went to the nearest door and opened it. The minute he opened it, he was met with a mass of ‘monsters’ he recognised them instantly. A small monster, with a stick, which had a bell attached to its end walked up to Darren. He closed the door quickly. “I think all the rooms have something to do with the Internet behind them.” He muttered quietly.

“What was behind that door?” Chris asked. Darren looked back, before turning to look at everyone.

“Ragnarok Online.”


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