Tonight on Fictional News

We’ve got lots and no time to lose

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The Tooth-Fairy run out of quarters and robbed a bank

The Easter Bunny covered her flank

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Snow White ate a poison pear

Superman lost to Batman in a dare

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Bugs Bunny ate a bad carrot

Hook’s crocodile choked on his parrot

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Mother Nature takes allergy meds

The Sandman slept walked out of bed

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Father time was late

Prince Charming went out with Jasmine on a date

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Mother goose laid a chicken egg

The Grim Reaper was found dead

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Cat woman is on her ninth life

Lady luck ran into a bit of strife

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Chicken Little fears The End is near

And that’s all we have for here