Halo 2

By Mandi Cottontail

One day, I was at a party

I was bored to death

Couldn’t think of a single thing to do

So I found a partner

And we played Halo 2

So Halo 2,

You know what that is

Or at least, you think you do

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I put my joystick in her X-Box

I probably shouldn’t tell you

So let’s just say

“We played Halo 2”

I put my joystick in her X-Box

And it wasn’t that hard to do

Just ask a slut

To play Halo 2

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We were on the couch

Getting into the game

When my friends came around

Started calling my name

But I couldn’t stop in the middle

Of playing Halo 2

We hid under the cushions

Whit said, “Where the Hell are you?”

And we kept quiet

While playing Halo 2

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I put my joystick in her X-Box

I probably shouldn’t tell you

So let’s just say

“We played Halo 2”

I put my joystick in her X-Box

And it wasn’t that hard to do

Just ask a slut

To play Halo 2

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I thought we got away with it

And it turns out I was wrong

Because beside the PS2

We left her thong

My friends put them on my head

And asked me what I did

I turned to them and said,

“It was just Halo 2”

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I put my joystick in her X-Box

I probably shouldn’t tell you

So let’s just say

“We played Halo 2”

I put my joystick in her X-Box

And it wasn’t that hard to do

Just ask a slut

To play Halo 2