Everything is tops-turvy
Now that Whitside is here
A bunch of kids practice hard
Cuz Drama's 'new' this year

A reporter and a secretary
An actress and a playwrite
All the lines and blocking
we hope we'll get it right

The craziest love triangle
An underhanded radio star
Laughter behind the curtain
And a kid who plays guitar

Penguins on the run
And a crazy old lady
The lines and blocking are down
Will we be ready by Thursday

A actor with wild hair
And a mummy case
Costumes and make-up on
One last confidence embrace

The nurse has left
The bone has set
Our tears over flow
With memories we won't forget

Our actress has gone for good
A family secret uncovered
Last night, so much love
That's what really mattered

The couple's together
The hip broken again
The set is gone, the light is out
But The Memories will remain