The Blue Whore Song

Why can’t you be blue,
Yellow, green, and pink?
But you can’t be blue,
‘Cause you really stink.
Yellow, green, and pink,
Don’t mean much to me.
Neither does blue,
I’m colorblind, you see.

If you were a whore,
You’d be knocking at my door.
I wouldn’t do you if I was high,
Even if you were a guy.
Your STD’s are killing me.
I might get gonorrhe…a.

I’m getting tired of this song,
It’s too fucking long.
You aren’t my friend,
So this is the end.

BLEH!

© Meliko and Tigoamy, 2005