Today

Today I ate some whipped cream

On a ripe red plump strawberry

Then I squeezed the life out of my unfortunate cat

Who is really rather hairy

Then I bit my sister

Just because I felt like it

And she yelled at me

And called me an idiot

I thought that was rather funny

So I tried it on my little brother

But he just screamed bloody murder

And I got in trouble with my mother

Then I called my friend's home phone

And sang her "Happy Birthday"

On her answering machine a million times

Now that really made my day

I traversed the expanse of my bedroom

Because I had become sort of bored

Then I hit my head on the bed

And my head became mildly sore

Then I listened to Reliant K

On my pretty spiffy laptop

Then I took a nap

Which I didn't want to stop

During my restful and comfy nap

I had an absurd and disturbing dream

That I went to a wedding and the house blew down

I am totally serious, you have to believe

But now I'm running out of space

So I'll cut the story of my life short

I hope you have enjoyed this little peek

For I've considered it amusing sport.