Prologue

We are all-girl Catholic schoolgirls. You’ve probably heard all about us. We’re slutty; we wear tiny skirts and open oxford shirts over demi-bras. We’re spoilt; we all have huge bank accounts and tons of credit cards. We’re naïve; we always end up getting into trouble in that great, big ‘outside’ world. We all have long blond hair, big blue eyes, stick figure legs and lips that were made to pout.

Other girls give us bitch glares, and guys follow us around with drool running down their chins.

Have we missed anything?

Nope.

Oh, except…

That’s all a load of shit.