You make Me want to laugh

spit grape juice out of My mouth

You're so desperate, it's funny in the comic sense

of tom and jerry.

take it in

sound it out

slowly if You must

to match Your brain's flipping speed

because if it's taken You this long

to finally get the response

to a question which I've fed You the answer…

then I'm sorry, but You must be pretty freaking stupid.

maybe I'm just not making things clear for You

here's a pair of glasses…

if two plus two doesn't equal five

then You plus Me doesn't equal anything

call it a couple if You must

but in that case, You must not be grasping the simplicity of the equation.

I know what You're doing.

get this:

all the hints You've dropped…

I've gotten them

though I didn't touch them

and You think that You have a right to be exasperated?

that's the whole reason why I spoon-fed You

to match Your brain's flipping speed

because if it's taken You this long

to finally get the response

I've subtly fed You all along…

then You've got to be kidding about being serious.

guilt trip…lemme think…

No.

it's gone past that.

it's ventured steadily into the land of hate.

You were My friend.

I wrongly pitied You.

now there's nothing left.

You don't get that Your "subtle" hints

were trying way too hard.

You simply don't understand.

so sad.

when I look in Your direction,

I see right through You or over Your shoulder

looking at someone else.

You're in the way.

stuck on Me won't work;

the lines You use are complete and utter crap.

get a life and get a sense of creativity.