The Wedginator

Rising high in the sky

Is a huge waterslide

Three-fifty stair climb for

The Wedginator!

The river ride is great

The wave pool gets an eight

Only one is hardcore

The Wedginator!

You will go really fast

At a speed unsurpassed

There is none that abhor

The Wedginator!

It will cause you much pain

It will cause you great shame

But you’ll come back for more

The Wedginator!

The construct of this slide

Makes your bathing suit ride

Your rear end will be sore

The Wedginator!

As you walk through the throng

In your bikini thong

You’ll regret what you wore

The Wedginator!

I am sorry to say

That this water park’s days

Close to soon after four

The Wedginator!

If you ever stop by

To the park we will fly

And you’ll see this folklore

The Wedginator!