I’ve been reading “365 Cruel Ways to Dispose of Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur” and thought up more ways to kill him. Don’t worry. These aren’t any ideas I stole from people; they are my own. I’ve been reading some anti-barney stories which you can find in my favorite stories in my profile and I thought it was time to write some anti-barney fics of my own. I hope they don’t remove this for looking too much like a list. If you got any more ideas, let me know. Otherwise, review and tell me what you think.

MORE Ways To Dispose Of Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur

-In the third episode of Naruto in the scene where Naruto accidentally kisses Sasuke, replace Naruto with Barney.

-Have Maximillian Pegasus turn his soul into a card. Then instead of Seto Kaiba tearing up the Blue Eyes White Dragon card, have him tear apart Barney’s soul card.

-Have him tell Mr. Mark (my orchestra teacher) he’s French

-Have him drink the flood waters of Louisiana and New Orleans.

-Replace Akito with Barney. The Sohma family will thank me for this later.

-Make Barney watch Samara’s cursed tape, as shown on The Ring.

-In the episode where Yami Bakura duels Yami Yugi and the whole gang is turned into duel monster characters, replace Yami Bakura with Barney so that instead, Barney will be sent to the Shadow Realm.

-Have Phil “PJ” Neris use his karate moves on him.

-Teleport him to the Mammodo World, so that the losing mammodos will have their way with him.

-Have him star in a Super Mario game. Let him feel the torture of losing all his lives.

-Have him star in a Pac-Man game.

-Let him suffer through Jimmy Neutron’s experiments.

-Death row.

-Have him be the mayor of Who-ville in a How the Grinch Stole Christmas remake. (Starring Jim Carrey)

-Make Barney drink cartons of expired milk.

-Kill off Team Rocket (Jessie, James and Meowth) and replace the three losers with Barney. That way Barney will be the one always suffering from the pokemon’s attack.